Trying Not To Root For Mark Kelly Just Cause The Gorilla Suit Incident

yeah sure sometimes i'll check out a hot guy's ass. and sometimes their abs. and sometimes i'll get really sexually aroused by him but confuse that feeling for envy? but then it'll be fine 'cause he'll say one nice thing to me. oh and once in a while i'll befriend him until he can't imagine his life without me and i can't imagine my life without him and i fall in love with his son and eventually start coparenting with him. and like, i'll definitely freak out at the thought of ever losing him, for real. like he'll come close to dying a couple of times and i just lose my shit, haha. and then he adds me to his will in case anything DOES happen to him. and sometimes his house is the only place that feels like home, so much so that i'll fall asleep on his couch in two seconds flat when i can't even fall asleep in my bed. haha. but that's like, normal, so.

sometimes when the enemy is at like 1 hp, i like to hit them with some good ol vicious mockery because nothing is funnier to me than actually obliterating someone into the next life with a yo mama joke

my sister calls my gay ships my mlms and im like girl please im begging do not associate me with pyramid schemes in public

the other genders are cowboy and dancing with the devil

Wanda and Shadow parallels

I'm going crazy over this one shot in Bdubs' video. Just,, the lighting on the river. The way it just seems to glow over that one rapid, and the waterfall in the background. how does he keep getting away with thsi

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

this makes me happy to look at

late as always but happy birthday superman <33

as someone whose favorite country song is "the pill" this is such a vibe