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"what if we shot a RPG and stared at the explosions like new years fireworks and then we lay in the long grass and maybe for a moment we were in love in the way the long grass loves sunlight and not in love in the way a rocket loves to explode" -Kath, who got to see this piece earlier than anyone else, who's words stuck with me like they tend to do <3

This is my piece for the iasip Valentine's zine over at @its-always-ziney-in-philadelphia ! :)

george and elaine were the original haters. kramer was not a hater he was a pioneer - some people will try to tell you jerry was also a hater but they’re wrong. jerry was a poser. he was a hater in private, which is the worst kind of hater - no backbone. he would nod understandingly at george and elaine’s woes but he would secretly be hating on their hate. too much shame in his game. elaine and george would hate publicly, with their whole chests, ESPECIALLY on each other, that’s how you know it was real

no cause we left him here so wtf happened

when buddie goes canon it's just gonna be hit after hit with the edits because you can take literally anything they ever said to each other or any other dialogue with another person, really, and make a transition to their first kiss or love confession.

"who the hell is that?" cuts to love confession

"what do we need him for?" cuts to love confession

"what's your problem, man?" "okay, you. you're my problem." cuts to love confession

"besides, you wanted us to bond. we might end up real close." cuts to first kiss

"you can have my back any day." "yeah? or, you know, you could have mine." cuts to love confession

"you wanna go for the title?" cuts to first kiss

"love me anyway!" cuts to love confession

"it's like the universe is screaming at you and you refuse to listen." cuts to love confession

"this doesn't change a thing between us. okay?" cuts to love confession

i need the shoddycast storyteller now more than ever

alfred gave them the sheets

That's a big boy right here. Vent post I did a while ago, finally felt the courage to post it I hope it'll reach the people who needed to read this.

Muchas smoochas

(Wyll should totally have gotten wings and a tail because I says so)

((Also check out this cool fic where he grows them after the fact: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50415187)

coward show the first two outfits (sexy cheerleader and sexy cowgirl) you spend the first half the game trapped in

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (2004) - 2023 Replay

can everyone stop having bad opinions so i dont have to close this app and abandon the beautiful women who inhabit it they need me here. so everyone stop please