Ill Call Them The Girls Until I Die And Who Even Are You To Disagree With Me And The Girls?

me, pointing at myself in the mirror: bro quit thinking about voltron you’re scaring the hoes

buck i get bobby is ur billy joel adoptive father but hen is a perfectly capable captain

wenis comp

wizard101 side world where we travel the spiral to revive the world trees at the dragonspyre academy and then try to find professors for the academy and also i get to talk to the death tree ashley cant turn her big head to see the poor guy

Do tell us the sport in the tags.

my two kittens were bonded. one is gray and dumb and kind and doesnt really understand how large he is. he constantly slinkies off of laps because he forgets hes long. the ginger cat is smart and big and only likes my mum and me and only when we use perfume. she always causes mischief like knocking things over and flees the scene, leaving the grey one to take the blame. theyre everything to me.

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

Good evening, Wizards! Many of you; specifically our earthborn students, have been asking me about eateries and dining establishments quite similar to some that are present on Earth! Of course, Wyndie's, Mach Donal's, and Sandwich Sovereign do bear quite a striking resemblance to these other restaurants you've told me of. I wonder why you all choose to frequent Denny's, however?

What's that? Denny's exists unchanged on Earth? How peculiar!

Wait. I think I’ve figured it out. Selenopolis story reveals:

- there is another human from earth in the spiral

- she uses she/her

- she arrived after the YW did

- her existence was revealed in *selen*opolis

It’s been staring at us in the face all along.