Foxcilious - IF Nautical Nonsense Be Something You Wish

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

Man💀

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

Why would people draw Batman and Superman fighting?

THEY WOULD KISS

one universe away

Stupid people

Some one told me that they just made some "synonym rolls " I told them it's "cinnamon rolls " They said no it's "synonym rolls just like tamates"

what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right

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