Ok This Looks Ultra Mega Based, Are You Kidding Me? Can You Imagine The Bullshit I Could Get Up To With

they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child

I love your vampire tumblr posts, I didn’t even notice I was reading one of your posts at first

But I want to know is it official how many types of creatures have access to VT? and what do the colors of the follow buttons mean anything? (I know red is vampire but I just want clarification if there is any)

thank u!! :]

i think every monster you can think of could hypothetically be on vampire tumblr, but i normally stick to making fake posts with creatures that i know enough about. vampires are my main interest and any creature that i can fit into a storyline with vampires will pop up

and on desktop there’s a theme called vampire which is the one i use, and it causes the follow buttons to be red. in the vampire tumblr universe that’s the default design of the website

does anyone have the link to the homestuck dethklok story?

I've looked everywhere and I cannot find it, the world is literally gas lighting me

100 posts!

as for cannibalism, i don’t get turned on by it but i do realize the enormous erotic potential and love to romanticize it. if someone actually ate me i’d be kinda pissed off, but if someone said they had such an infatuation with me they wanted to rip open my chest and devour my still beating heart to try and satiate this obsessive longing and hunger they have for me i’d be like omgggg 🙈🙈🙈🙈

I've finished been blessed to have this circulate across my feed

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

IMPORTANT QUESTION

These are so good but their either melted into one glob or so dry you almost break a tooth chewing them ;-;