Latest Posts by friendly-observer - Page 2

Chicken noodle soup lover's club.

Instant comedy is drawing dad sandals on any animal ever.

Boomers always calling millennials without jobs "brats". 🙃

I love how every picky eater knows that all forms of breaded boneless chicken and potatoes are the only things that truly matter to us.

Kajagoogoo is such a funny name for a band, but their music kind of bops so...

People who don't have stigma towards disabled people who have never had a real job regardless of their age are truly good people. Stay with them.

We have something in common if you like to consume hot dogs, bratwurst, and corn dogs.

*only cares about the music fandoms*

Not Harry Styles and Taylor Swift. I'm talking about Duran Duran, The Beatles, Blur, and other random bands that formed before the year 2000.

Like/reblog if you have at least 1 hilariously mean parent/guardian. I'm trying to prove a little point.

Thrift store owners who look up eBay and antique prices for used/donated-for-free items are greedy little pukes.

It should be zero dollars for tampons and pads. And like $2 total for 20 items at a thrift store. The End.

Whatever gender the band Placebo is, I'm in.

When people genuinely think they're kind, but they somehow happen to be the meanest, most abusive person you know.

Garlic bread is nice, but slap some cheese on that baby and it's even more impressive than ever before.

My toxic trait is thinking everyone thinks I'm a loser, a piece of shit, too negative, a brat, annoying, rude, lippy, or all of the above.

Parents who are controlling and don't care what age you are 🔪

I am trash, but I am good trash. The end.