When you accidentally walk into the girls locker room and remember Susan talking about her limited edition pepper spray in the hallway.. “aight imma head out.”
Edit: it’s been a while since I posted this and to be honest, I don’t even know what I was saying myself LMFAO
Seeing your password after accidentally typing it into the username bar kind of feels like accidentally seeing someone naked
😧😯..
ok you know that mood where you feel like you’re literally invisalign? like expensive as fuck and easy to break and have to be carried everywhere cause you get lost all the time but at least you’re replaceable vibes. also you fit in people’s livers
i’m stealing this license plate and stapling it to my forehead
Lol i had a breakdown and dyed my hair blue.. it’s green now 😂
She deserves the universe and I’m but a star 💔
only the best kind of tv show/movie/book has a leading lesbian in it. and thats on my constant state of depressed, lonely loyalty.
vegans.
Me trying to magically possess the same powers Quill’s ‘dad’ gave him
EXACTLY. i just started a weight training unit yesterday in gym class and so EXCITED to work out my muscles for my transition but i’m sorta expecting something like this will happen
Being trans is wack bc it’s like ur cool and comfortable and then ur PE teacher or one of the students says “girls/boys can’t do this” and then ur filled w spite and do the thing even tho it’s not what u identify as
Me atm 😂... 😔✌🏻
aight imma head out