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Full disclosure I made this post while stoned
Dean and Charlie walked so Robin and Steve could run
Dean and Charlie walked so Robin and Steve could run
A rainbow compilation of my bg3 tattoo designs! Happy pride!
Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”
Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”
Dean: “But we still love you.”
Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”
Dean: “I'm…”
Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”
thank you @daddy-kinard for your donation to Gotcha for Gaza! here are some thirst trap Polaroids of buddietommy 😉
we are no longer taking commissions but you can still head on over to @911actions to see the list of families you can help donate to!
Why am I having visions of exotic dancer a-la Magic Mike Buck and club bouncer Tommy in my head?
Maybe no one knows they’re dating until a new dancer joins the crew and gets a little too handsy with Buck and Tommy can’t help but stake his claim.
Someone helppppppppp
вrυɴo мoɴтαleoɴe & joнɴɴy мαѕѕαro verdαdeѕ ѕecreтαѕ (нιddeɴ тrυтнѕ) | ѕ2.e17 · (2021)
Random OC NSFW Asks
A bunch of random, obscure NSFW asks for your OCs that I really want to know the answers to 👀 (thank you to the Discord chat for like half of these)
Are there any names they like to be called in bed/names they call their partner? Any names they wouldn’t use/can’t stand?
Are they a “the socks stay on during sex” kind of person?
Quickies vs Planned sex—thoughts?
Are they more of a dom, sub, or switch? If applicable, are they a top, bottom, or vers?
Do they have any really out-of-left-field kinks/fantasies? Maybe even something that they wouldn’t necessarily want to act on but have still thought about?
Any place they absolutely would not have sex?
Are they into (consensual) pain during sex? Either giving or receiving
How often do they have sex dreams?
What’s their favorite way to get in the mood? How do they set the mood?
Are they down for casual one-night stands?
Are they attracted to anyone (specific person or just negative qualities) they really shouldn’t be?
Would they be more or less likely to send a risky/risque text to their partner in the middle of a crowded/public area?
Morning vs evening sex—do they have a preference?
If they send nudes, are they tasteful or just quick pics?
Describe their favorite sexual encounter.
Describe their least favorite/most embarassing sexual encounter.
What’s their go-to safe word?
Their favorite actions during sex—chin-grabbing, hair-pulling, wrists being pinned, etc.
When they “dress-up” for sex, what’s their go-to outfit? Lingerie, suit, gown, etc.?
What do they like seeing their partner in when they “dress-up?”
What scent of candle do they light after sex?
Favorite thing/part about sex—intimacy, role-playing, etc.
Least favorite thing/part about sex—cleanup, setup, etc.
A song they would fuck/get fucked to
Share a sample line of dirty-talk
I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash
It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds
In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast
(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)
Tav Banter and Dialogue
What would your Tav/Durge say if they could say unique dialogue?
Drop an ask with the name of my Tav or Durge and a few numbers, and I'll respond with a few lines they would say in that scenario! Or, tag someone to take on the Tav Banter/Dialogue Challenge and see if they'll answer a few of these prompts!
Combat/Movement
1. Clicking on them once (non-combat) 2. Spam clicking on them too many times 3. Directing them to attack/move in combat 4. Hiding/sneaking/hidden movement 5. Taking a short rest 6. Low health/asking for healing 7. Attacked by a party member 8. Companion/romance death reactions 9. Going to buff/heal a companion/romance 10. Sending them to talk to an NPC 11. Sending them to talk to their romanced partner
Interacting with Items
12. Encountering a locked chest/door 13. Picking a lock 14. Looking at a globe 15. Looking at an astrolabe 16. Looking at a telescope 17. Looking in a mirror 18. Looking at a nonmagical lamp 19. Noticing a trap 20. Can’t fit into a small hole
Location Comments and Party Banters
21. Comments/reactions near an Act 1 location 22. Comments/reactions near an Act 2 location 23. Comments/reactions near an Act 3 location 24. Lines said in the Morphic Pool or High Hall 25. Party banter with Astarion 26. Party banter with Gale 27. Party banter with Wyll 28. Party banter with Karlach 29. Party banter with Lae'zel 30. Party banter with Shadowheart 31. Party banter with Halsin 32. Party banter with Jaheira 33. Party banter with Minthara 34. Party banter with Minsc
Bonus (Misc, some companion dialogues)
35. How would your Tav/Durge greet a player character if they were a companion at low, neutral, high, or romanced approval? 36. What are some situational dialogues they would say when something happens to another companion or you talk to them while in a quest-specific location (such as commenting on Karlach's heart, Elminster visiting Gale, visiting Cazador's mansion, etc)? 37. How would they respond to a player character prompting them with, "Tell me about yourself"? 38. If a player character asks them to consider consuming tadpoles or using the Astral tadpoles, how would your Tav/Durge respond? 39. If romanceable, what lines would they say if a player character prompted them with, "Can I kiss you?" 40. If romanceable, what would they say if a player character asks for a "last kiss" at the Morphic Pool/HIgh Hall?
buddietommy cuddles in the bed the first night chris is gone though? like. eddie is a mess. truly just. face red, nose snotty, eyes damp. buck isn't fairing much better, both because of chris and because of bobby. tommy makes the executive decision that none of them are going to be alone tonight. they all go back to eddie's house. none of them are hungry but tommy makes his boys eat. heats up leftovers from the fridge, and then drags eddie to the bathroom so he can shower. with the door open, just in case. sets some soft comfy clothes out for him to put on. then it's buck's turn. buck has enough clothes at eddie's house so he sets those out too. tommy is bigger than both of them so he just washes his face + strips his pants off and puts on a too-tight lafd diaz shirt. and then it's bedtime. by mutual and silent decision, eddie is in the middle with buck on his right and tommy on his left. it is a Bad Night for multiple reasons and no one sleeps very well. but. they aren't alone either and that's all that matters tbh
Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry
There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe
If you're European please sign it
If you're not please reblog
Edit 1: Just in case the previous link doesn't bring you where you need here
Edit 2: It's EU not Europe sorry
*pre act 1, somewhere in the outerplanes or whatever* gods: what the hells are the dead 3 doing now?? what is that?? a netherbrain?? ugh right then, what are we gonna do about it shar: i have a plan SO EVIL AND PERFECT and a chosen locked and loaded she's already on her way to retrieve that stupid githyanki prince and then im going to fucking destroy that asshole ketheric
mystra: bitch please the only one around here with a shiny red fix it button is me. when i tell you my former chosen is obsessed with me. no way will he deny me, all i gotta do is ask and he'll detonate the problem in one go. ace in the hole.
Jergal [a big fan of the avengers]: i have a plan to bring together a group of of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we need them to, to fight the battles that we never could.
gods: ugh shut the hell up jergal this is basically your fault
Jergal: im stealing all your feral chosen and you can't stop me
silvanus: would you like a bear in this trying time?
First 2 pages of the First Night comic redraw! The rest is in the zine i've been working on! Which will be available at MCM at the end of this month! (then online after)
please be happy💞
early mornings in the buckley-diaz household
billy steve and hot spring
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Sort of bums me out that so many people didn't seem to Get the Cat King so here are my thoughts:
So let's start with Edwin's crime. He uses something the cat desires (a sardine) to lure the cat to him and then uses an enchanted string to trap the cat with magic. He demands the answer to a question in exchange for its release. Edwin knows it is dangerous to use magic on a cat, that it violates Rules but he does it anyway.
Binding a creature and agreeing to set them free under a certain condition is very Classic Fairytale. its also a favourite trope of Neil Gaiman's (he did not write this show but his influence is there). In both the Sandman and his novel Stardust (and the film adaptation) trapping a creature with magic and demanding a task/favour in exchange for their freedom is an extremely important plot point. Edwin binding a cat and demanding an answer in exchange is exactly in line with this Fairytale trope
And so is the Cat Kings response. The Cat King is a trickster. What he does to Edwin is exactly what Edwin did to one of his subjects. He entices Edwin, he binds him with magic and when Edwin demands to be free he turns his own words against him "why all the fuss for one little spell?" Edwin did something wrong. He imposed his will/magic on another creature and the Cat King is punishing him for it in a way that is poetic. Its fairytale. its trickster. its classic.
I've also seen people complain that the task Edwin was given 'count all the cats' is 'impossible'...except its fucking not. Edwin does it. He does it so well he actually BEATS the Cat King ("you didn't count yourself" Are.You.Kidding.Me. Classic!Fairytale!Vibes!)
The Cat Kings choice to bind Edwin to Port Townsend is good on so many levels. From a storytelling perspective it forces characters who can travel anywhere in the world to stay in one place, and increases the stakes for these characters who are supposed to be on the run. From a genre perspective...its an excellent use of fairytale tropes using both Rules of magic, a protagonist who is unkind to a seemingly weak creature who is punished by a more powerful law, a binding, a task to complete, etc
Which just leaves the character perspective which it ALSO does really fucking well and introduces the final aspect to the Cat Kings character. He's seductive. He is responsible for Edwin, 100 years old ghost boy, finally unpacking his internalized homophpbia. he is the catalyst (cat pun not intended)
He pushes Edwin, challenges him, at times literally forces the truth out of Edwin, but he really never does violate his consent. Significantly Edwin is attracted to him, like its an important part of his character that he is. He may not like the Cat King but he is attracted to him!
The Cat King is such a great example of a trickster, a morally grey character who imposes a sense of justice on Edwin after he crosses a line, but also has his own selfish interests and meddles. Hes so important to the plot of the show, to Edwin's character arc, to the genre.
And he's just fun. Unapologetically queer, powerful, complicated. Silly little outfits. Petty cat behavior. Deep heart.
Some of you just didn't get it. And I'm sorry for you. because the Cat King is Excellent actually.
The fact that only 393 people have seen this is a crime. So Tumblr needs to look at it.
Peter Maximoff Series Masterlist ⚡️
Sparks (A Peter Maximoff x Mutant Reader) Discontinued series
Summary: Peter Maximoff comes back after a weekend at home to find Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters crowded and booming with noise. He decides to investigate and finds out that it’s orientation day for new students. He sees you and immediately is head over heels, but in his attempts to impress you he embarrasses himself beyond belief and runs off before you can even introduce yourself.
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5
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13 Going on 30 Series (Peter Maximoff x reader fic based off the the movie 13 going on 30)
Summary: You are so excited when the most popular girl in your school agrees to come to your 13th birthday party. But after a cruel prank you find yourself wishing that you were popular and older. By some miracle your wish is granted but isn’t as wonderful as it seems. You turn out to be a major jerk and you don’t even talk to your best friend Peter anymore. Can you fix everything and get back to normal or are you stuck living like this forever
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5
Peter Maximoff in crop top fanart (credit: me)
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Girl Scout ( a Peter Maximoff x reader fic)
Summary: Lorna breaks her leg and is no longer able to sell girl scout cookies for her contest. So Peter is forced to become an honorary girl scout and sell them for her. And in doing so meets someone who might be able to help him win.
Part 1 | Part 2
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Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This (Mob Au)
Summary: Peter has felt like a piece of him has been missing ever since he was taken away from his mother to be raised by his father. But when you seem to fill that piece there’s no way he’s ever letting you go
Warning: Dark!Peter, mob au, smut, obsessiveness
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12| Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17
Sweet Dreams Blurbs:
- Peter reacting to reader getting a tattoo of his name
- Peter not liking your dog
- young Peter
The thing that gets me about Charles' response to Edwin's confession is that that is not a man saying no, that is a man saying "I love you the most in every other aspect of my life. Give me time to find out if, maybe, I can love you the most in this one, too."
Ashes of Rebellion Part 1| Cal Kestis x Male!reader
Fandom: Star Wars Fallen Order
Pairing: Cal Kestis x Male!reader
Summary: Reader and Cal were close before, when order 66 happened the reader was captured and made an inquisitor. Years later the two meet again.
Raxus was the capital of the sepratist during the clone wars. Now they can’t deal with their loss so they rebel against the empire. Imperial Star Destroyers blockade the planet as troopers take control planetside. Leading it all the First Brother and Third Sister.
The capital city of Raxulon burned as The First Brother lead the charge towards the city center. This rebellion must be crushed and his troopers were too incompetent to do it by themselves. He had never visited Raxus before since the separatist were the ones in charge, now he can see that this planet would just never change. If it wasn’t for the large fields and rich resources he would have bombarded this planet to ashes.
“Captain, What is our status?” The First Brother said.
“We almost have complete control of the city First Brother.” The Captain said to him.
“Good, I want this city under our control by morning.”
“It will be soon enough.” The voice of his companion spoke coming up from behind him.
“I see you’ve finally caught up Third.”
“I was making sure the rebels knew there was no surrender.”
“Ironic.”
“Do shut up, I bring news. One of the rebels let something slip from his tongue before his execution. Probably hoping to save his life. Apparently there’s a Jedi here.” She drew the word jedi out.
“Then they will all die. Let’s go.”
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Commission piece for lillithdv8. Thank you for your endless patience with me and for providing such a lovely prompt to work with.
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I didn't fall in love with a God, Gale. I didn't even fall in love with an Archmage.
I fell in love with a man from Waterdeep, shovelling the shit with the rest of us. I fell in love with a man who would sit by the pot for hours, making sure it wouldn't boil over. I fell in love with a man who I imagined I could kiss, not because he showcased his potential power, but because it looked lovely when he blushed.
Can Gods blush, Gale?
Can they?
OOF this one HURT!! It's non-canon to my playthrough, Gale is very much still just a guy and happy enough that way, but that one Everything Everywhere All At Once quote has been stuck in my head ever since I saw God!Gale for the first time. Gale's folly indeed.
Astarionisms are good sayings for everyday life really.
their size difference makes me feel totally normal