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Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (2023)

In from the Side (2022) dir. Matt Carter

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

Kaz: Dammit, Jesper! Jesper: What?! It wasn’t me! Kaz: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Nina! Nina: Not me either. Kaz: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Matthias: *whistles*

Okay that's it!

I can't find it so I've decided, I'm going to write a Barty Crouch Jr, time travel fix it. Now I just need to decide if I like Bartylus or Rosekiller more.

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

Please take good care of them!

On my knees for shadow Reggie🧎‍♀️

From the fic ‘Only the brave’ by @solmussa on ao3! Who’s surprised at this point lmao this is my whole personality now, I don’t know how to be normal about it

‼️bloody version under the cut👇

Stiles: “Penises are good sensory for me, not putting a dick in my mouth is ableism and evil.”

Teen Wolf AU: Let’s be real, if you didn’t think Stiles’ face in the first gif is a post-orgasm face, you’re lying. 

This.

heart to heart, i summon thee anchor to anchor, return to me. bring back the one who holds my soul from the ashes, make him whole

"Hey Stiles - I have your....notes....?"

Im kind of torn between Stiles being an actual fallen angel or descended from but either way he has these scars that hes gone to great lenghts to hide. I mean everyone was pretty happy to accept him being self conscious around all these ripped werewolves so they respected his privacy.

Just seems kind of funny when hes so confident in every other sense 8D

But yes - theres a reason Stiles keeps happening on dead bodies

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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

the nerve. hahahahaha

Stiles: I've been really into cryptid currency lately.

Scott: You mean cryptocurrency?

Stiles: Um, no? *makes grabby hands*

Derek: *rolling his eyes while handing Stiles a 50*

Jes & Wylan, introducing their kid: This is our precious Milo

Kaz: You named him after the goat?

Wylan: ..Milo is a goat?

Jesper: ...

Wylan: YOU NAMED OUR SON AFTER A GOAT?

Wylan: Morning all, I had trouble sleeping last night

Wylan: I’ll be sassy throughout the day and simmering into the evening. Prepare for a possible tantrum around 3pm… and it will be your fault

Wylan: So lockdown the hatches, be ready and stay alert

Flash And Shutter

Art by @thotpuppy Written by @always-mimits

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional Tags: Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Smut, Bottom Jackson Whittemore, Top Stiles Stilinski, Kind of a Starstuck AU, But like went way off track, There is a lot of this where they are intensely unhealthy, Friends With Benefits, Childhood Trauma, Getting Together, Model Jackson Whittemore, Model Erica Reyes and Vernon Boyd, Model Isaac Lahey, Photographer Stiles Stilinski, Fashion Designer Stiles Stilinski, Pack Dynamics, Unhealthy Relationships, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Unsafe Sex, Unrealistic Sex, kind of at least, Personal Growth, Love Confessions

Words: 39,769

Summary:

The Starstuck AU that no one really asked for, but I think we all deserved. It’s a lot of emotions and eventual growth. Famous Jackson and college student Stiles find themselves back in their home town at the same time. They fall into an arrangement, things go south and they separate. After graduation, at Stiles’ first fashion show, things change once again, this time for the better.

isak’s birthday video | gutten som ikke klarte å holde pusten under vann

The Crows watching Horror Films

Kaz:

Loves horror movies

Is basically the perfect horror film watcher

Watches intently

Never jumps at the jump-scares, the most you'll get out of him is a startled 'oh'

Always guesses who the mystery killer is

Always guesses it correctly

Loves slasher films

Inej:

Not a big fan of most horror films

Likes the final girl trope

Prefers sci-fi horror to anything else

Will rant about the pseudo-sadist, purity-obsessed horror films and why they can be better to anyone who'll listen

Won't go out of her way to watch a horror but will make an effort if A) Kaz wants to or B) It's made by a diverse minority of some kind

Jesper:

Hates horror films

Watches them because Kaz and Wylan like them

Loves watching them with Wylan because it gives him an excuse to cuddle up to his boyfriend

"are you scared?" "no" (literally shaking in his seat)

Is that one guy who screams at the screen like a goat

"I wish Milo was here, I wish Milo was here, I WISH MILO WAS HERE, I WISH MILOOOOOOOO-"

"ThAt'S nOt WhErE bLoOd Is MeAnT tO bEeEeEEEEEEE-"

"Wy, hold me, I'm scared" "The film hasn't even started yet-"

Jumps at every jump scare. Every. Single. One.

Wylan:

Likes horror films, especially ghost ones

Finds them cathartic

Has long conversations about themes and analysing horror with Inej and Matthias

Has seen all the classics

Likes gothic horror films

Is the only one who'll put up with Jesper's antics

Can't watch slashers - too violent

If he gets scared, he'll cover his ears and scream in short bursts until he isn't scared anymore

Matthias:

Is that one guy who'll analyse the film while watching it

Points out how scientifically incorrect all the kills are

Has very specific catagories for what counts as a horror film

Loves cult films, especially the Wicker Man

Can't watch haunting films, hates them so, so much

Nina:

Doesn't like horror films

Makes fun of Jesper for being so scared but then screams just as loud as him

Yells and swears at the characters for being so stupid

Ended up practically glued to Matthias' lap, if she didn't start out that way

"NO ONE would be that stupid to actually do [X]"

Quotes Scream at every given opportunity

(whenever someone on screen has sex) "Ooooooooh, you gonna diiiiie"

Kuwei:

Laughs at the jumpscares

Not even like a nervous laugh, plain out, hilarious laughter

Knows everything about how the films were made

Loves horror, possibly even more than Kaz

"Jes, are you scared? You can hold my hand if you want"

Has to sit a safe distance away from Wylan at all times to avoid being murdered

Explains how they did that stunt on screen as the stunt is happening (but will shut up if asked nicely)

Really likes body horror

Harlan Briggs Masterlist

• Flames Come Alive (smut)

• Never Stop Me (none)

Hi! I was wondering if you could recommend any fics where Lydia isn't hailed as some sort of genius goddess. Anything where she isn't allowed to just get her way all the time (preferably where she is called out on it), or maybe she is a bad friend. I've only ever been able to find one or two fics that don't portray her as completely perfect and all knowing. Thanks in advance even if you can't recommend anything!

Hi anon! @kevaaronday made this list for you.

You Are Cordially Invited by Akinasky (12/12 | 65,226 | Teen | Sterek) After Stiles gets to college he ends up text-dumped by Lydia who goes back to Parrish and less than a year later decides to marry the guy and all Stiles can think of is that he doesn't want to show up to the wedding alone and he can't think of anyone else to call but Derek Hale. Sour wolf extraordinaire and apparently stalker wolf.

He had no idea the guy would actually come and offer to go as his plus one.

Me Without You Is Paradise by TheWriterinBeskar (9/9 | 12,209 | Teen | Sterek) After a fallout with Scott, Stiles is comforted, cornered, and confronted.

Christmas Kisses by HappyJuicefruit (1/1 | 8,621 | Gen | Sterek) After ten years away, Derek returns home to find a very different Beacon Hills than the one he left. 

He decides it’s much, much better this way. 

Back on the outside by Leaslemoon (2/2 | 3,109 | Teen | Sterek) Stiles doesn't care that Lydia broke up with him. He cares about the fact that everyone went back to treating him like a piece of shit.

Triads are very stable by Marc_is_weird_af (1/1 | 2,878 | Teen | Sterekson) Stiles and Jackson have been hooking up since high school whenever Jackson and Lydia break up Stiles catches Lydia cheating and tells Jackson who doesn't believe him Derek is a TA at the university, he likes Stiles but the other is always near Jackson so when the two fight he takes his chances Jackson on the other hand is only doing what he has to do and is fighting his feelings

AKA The three idiots are a mess and life is complicated

I’m Not Special by thebazile_c (1/1 | 2,734 | Teen | Sterek) This all could have been an email. Stiles could be home right now, doing anything but sit in Derek’s loft at 11:30 on a Monday night. He’s not even being useful, there is nothing for him to do. Stiles doesn’t need to be here. The longer he sits, listening to the Pack argue and ignore him, the more he knows he isn’t needed here. Or wanted.

Coward by ScarsLikeVelvet (1/1 | 580 | Mature | Steter) Stiles, Danny and Jackson have an appointment with the principal. Lydia confronts Stiles beforehand with some ridiculous accusations.

zanethan y la 🧀

incorrect buddie quotes part idk

I decided to finish this rosekiller art I've had for a while but just couldn't finish!

Is this perfect? No. Do I care? A bit.

a very rainy morning after 🌧️