“I Don’t Take Me Seriously. If We Get Some Giggles, I Don’t Mind.” – Paul McCartney

...ok but sam-

Ben: why do you think everyone hates you?

Klaus: *jazz hands* anxiety.

I HAVE A LIVE PERFORMANCE IN A COUPLE HOURS AND IM FREAKING THE FLIPPITY FUCK OUT I ALSO HAVE TO FINISH MY SIGN WHICH I HAVENT WORKED ON YET

you ever look up at the sky and ask "why, god? why do you like to torture me?" and he replies "fuck you that's why" in which you reply with "that's fair."

do it for the sake of humanity and the power of shaggy

fdfkjgd my fuckin g od i drew so many fred x shaggy shit over the past few days and i really want to post them but i am aFRAID oF THE CONSEQUENCES 

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

im ALL of them

Reblog if you’re

Depressed

Gay

Half monkey

A knife wielding vigil ante

Eating chips

On you’re period

Blowing up the moon because your family has been lying to you for the past 26 years about your secret powers

Tired

No one will ever know which one it is!

me: “yo what if I’m just faking my dysphoria 🤔🤔🤔”

my dysphoria:

Friend: You’re not gonna be one of those authors that torture their characters are you?

Me:

Hargreeves Fun Time

Five: *grabs the ouija board*

Allison: no no no that’s a bad idea

Luther: yeah no thx

Diego: do u really wanna summon demons dumbass ?

Ben: m o m im afraid

Vanya: maybe i wanna be excluded for once

Klaus, walking over: sup fuckers

All of them:

Klaus: y’all are really afraid of a goddamn ouija board? bitch my whole life is a ouija board who’s going first

Reblog if you’re

Depressed

Gay

Half monkey

A knife wielding vigil ante

Eating chips

On you’re period

Blowing up the moon because your family has been lying to you for the past 26 years about your secret powers

Tired

No one will ever know which one it is!