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I can’t
hes doing his best
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I stan the person who looked at RK900 for the ten seconds he was on screen and said “you see that bitch? That’s Gavin Reed’s partner” and the fandom just collectively nodded their heads and accepted the fact that it’s a canon thing for us
the tea is exceptionally good today 🍵🍵🍵
the tea is exceptionally good today 🍵🍵🍵
i dont know when it happened but somewhere along the way “shipping” got a new meaning for younger folk that seems to translate to “i want these people together for real asap”. i think the media had something to do with it. but guys.
guys.
shipping absolutely Does Not mean demanding anything from people/creators. shipping isn’t about expecting and waiting for the day it will certainly happen. it is not a direct translation to Happen Or Die.
shipping means you like the idea of two (or more) people together. you like the concept. you find it fun to imagine the dynamics. you even create fanon content of it (fic, art, edits). it’s all in your head and it’s Fine that way.
is it nice to have a ship become canon? oh my god, yes. but that’s not what shipping is about and yall need to take a step back and breathe because being a jerk to people aint gonna change their mind about ships.
have a good night.
The odds for beating Thanos are 1 in 14,000,605 and for winning the UK Lotto are 1 in 45,057,474. Thus, defeating Thanos, who killed half of the entire universe, is far more likely than winning the lotto in UK. (source)
reblog if you’re the science and sarcasm friend
YES!
Theo in a nutshell
Incorrect Thiam Quotes
This is so true tho
for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”
happy birthday to the nation’s baby boy ♥
bonus:
Oh my god that’s such a moooood
if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch
Inspired by this and this post :
So I had a shitty day today (my sister is moving out and it’s killing me because I fucking love my siblings) so I went to the Ironstrange tag to cheer up a bit and I found two posts (links are above) very amusing and it gave me an idea. So what if Stephen and Steve are like frennemies because they both have a crush on Tony? In the beginning they won’t stand each other but eventually they’ll bond trough their attempt to sabotage one another. Since I ship Ironstrange it’ll end with Ironstrange for me but if there’s Stony shippers out there y’all totally can end it with Stony I’m a pacifist shipper. The only condition is to bring a lot of humor AND NO BASHING !
Idk it probably sounds dumb but the idea made me smile.
Mood mood mood big fat mood mood of the mood...
if you don’t follow @ssironstrange. why not
👆👌👏 preach
FIRST OFF, this isn’t an essay or anything. Like, I am very annoyed by all the stuff I keep seeing in the tags and the fandom’s version of events as a whole; but at the end of the day it’s just fiction so I’m not about to type up a full dissertation and MLA format it just to rant about marvel. So, this is going to be stream of consciousness-ish; bare with me and strap in. At the end of the day, we’re all entitled to our opinion, even if we don’t agree. I guess I’ll go potentially order my coffin now.
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Let’s talk about this scene
It really spoke to me, because usually the job of teaching a boy to tie a tie is left up to the father figure. Peter’s parents are dead, and Ben died the year before. Ben would have taught Peter to tie his own tie for homecoming, had he still been alive. This means the job was left to May. As we can see she clearly doesn’t know how to tie a tie, and in true modern day fashion turns to videos on the internet, but get this. She’s learning to tie it with him. I repeat. Instead of putting the video on and letting him have at it, she’s also learning along with him.
I appreciate Iron dad and spiderson as much as the next person, but I think we often forget that May was forced to transition from aunt by marriage, to mother figure. Then when Ben passed, she took on the role of being an aunt, mother, and father to Peter. She’s raising a teenage boy all on her own.
Half of both her and Peter’s support system is gone, and she manages to keep on like a trooper, while still supporting Peter.
She truly is an amazing woman who deserves such love and recognition.
We larb you too Aunt May.
Fucking me when I go out with my friends
Stephen: I can’t believe you forgot your phone.
Tony: Yeah. I hope Peter liked the shirt I got him yesterday. Oh, he called.
Friday: You have 17 new messages.
Tony: What?!
Friday: Message 1.
Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Ned can’t drive and I ran Shuri's car into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.
Shuri: You still owe me for that.
Peter: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Cars are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?
Ned: [Snoring]
Peter: Ned, you’re up! Talk to you later, Mr. Stark!
Friday: End of Message.
Tony: I’m not listening to all of these.
[skips to the last message]
Friday: Message 17.
Peter: Oh my god, is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car?!
MJ: It’s Flash, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!
Shuri: Peter, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?
Peter: Shuri, shut up! Mr. Stark, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Mr. Stark, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, Mr. Stark!
MJ: Peter, eyes on the road!
Ned: TRUCK!
All: [Screaming]
Friday: End of message.
Tony and Stephen: [stare at the phone in horror]
I feel like they’re frennemies at this point lmao
Stephen: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Steve: I feel like this is going to be a dig at me.
Stephen: I wore Steve's clothes.
Steve: There it is.
I’m screeching
for @ajitapalo! this is part 1, i’ll try to finish the other half after i’ve slept l;skdga;lsk Drpepperony ahead!
They locked eyes from across the room.
One pair like sunlight shining through well-aged rum, the other pair were a layered mix of the gray clinging to the sky after a storm with a luster of frosted pine.
Magnetic tension trapped them, held them unblinking for one, two, three heartbeats, then released.
Tony’s fingers resting on Pepper’s hip squeezed with light pressure and he pulled her half an inch closer to tilt his head to an ear hidden beneath the curtain of fire-licked blonde.
“Stephen’s here.” He whispered and guided her gaze with his own over to him to leave the guests chattering in front of them none the wiser. Deep cerulean regarded him a moment too long and she looked away just as she saw the motion of his head turning in their direction again. Her next inhale was deeper, and Tony noticed it and masked his amusement in an extra long drink of the tart wine he’d been swirling around more than consuming.
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This is why I don’t write shit
Me: *is writing fanfiction*
Me: *feels confident in my writing skills for once*
1 hour later
Me: *re-reads everything*
Me:
its completely okay to shut out your friends when youre feeling bad to avoid hurting them or worrying them, but the moment you start holding that against them and saying how they ‘dont care abt you’ even though youre the one that set the boundaries, youre being a toxic friend and you should like. stop, maybe,
I’m personally going to stream all night. I want to break this record so bad ! We have 14 M left, let’s go ARMY ! FIGHTING
Aha thanks mate ! Don’t hesitate to tag me if you find (or do) some new Drpepperony content, I’m craving for it!
So… I’ve never been into poly relationships before but I think I’m starting to fall into Drpepperony (why not strangepepperony btw?) hell and I’m not even scared or ashamed? Don’t help me.
idols deserve to date whoever they want even if it’s another idol and they shoudn’t get shitted on because of it
Now imagine Sophia Strange watching them interact
YAS
That moment when you realise Loki is in Avengers 4.
And Harley is also there and your headcanon is becoming canon :-D
Pastel!Shouto lmao
HIS HAIR IS FREAKING HALF PINK HALF BLONDE!!!!
L E T M E R E S T
First Hemsworth said that a4 is even more shocking than iw, now rdj says that a4 was one of the most emotionally hard experiences he ever had so,, marvel,, no offence but
what the f u c k
High five me bro
all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead
I’m cancelled
A concept