Trying Something New

Realness 😔

ME WHEN I DONT HAVE EARLY ACCESS SO I CANT FEED MY SOUL WITH BVZ RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT BARK BARK AHHHHHHH IDJDNDNJDJSJDN

LAASKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GIINGERR LAASSKOOOOO

it’s always “blonde sam this, blonde sam that” okay what about SALT AND PEPPER DAVID?? WHAT THEN?

GINGER LASKO? ANYBODY?

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

-ea spoiler-

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i LOVE LASKO

AMEN🔥💯🗣️🙏

Lasko

It’s in their blood

I mean, sure. Lasko could be humanborn. but I think it would be way more funnier if Lasko was a product of infidelity!

Imagine this, Lasko's mom being a hoe and has a one night stand with an air elemental, and the next thing you know she's pregnant. Eventually Lasko's biological father *ahem* catches wind of this (I think I'm fucking hilarious) and sends he sends an anonymous letter to her and the letter just says

"from one parent to another, you should name your child Lasko! It means good luck and prosperity in my native language"

(because in my head, Lasko's biological father is a lil silly)

And this bitch actually does name her baby Lasko. Because she's dumb...

Years later when her son hits puberty and gets his powers, she is then (accidentally) suffocated by her own son as punishment for cheating 😌

The end!

not breathijg till a lasko vid drops starting now go

i <3 lasky