With The Number Of Mistakes I Make Regularly, He Would Be Decapitation.

Whatever is made, I will drink it.

I’m going to regret this

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

Story of my life

Saturday, November 9th

9:01 PM

✨The results are in✨

From the finished Tea poll results this is what I will have to drink tomorrow morning, will update when made (i had to turn the percentages into measurements):

Tea: (1/3 cup, 5 tbs + 1 tsp)

Milk: (2 tbs + 1 tsp)

Sugar: (1.5 tbs)

Cream: (1 tbs)

Honey: (1/4 cup, 3 tbs + 1 tsp)

Vanilla Extract: (1/4 cup + 1 tsp)

Hot Water: (1/2 cup, 6 tbs + 1 tsp)

1/4 CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT

More vanilla extract than even water

I’m scared

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Sunday November 10th, 10:49 am

Edit: hate to be a flake but I don’t think I’d be able to do this because:

1. I only have a small bottle of vanilla extract and I don’t want to waste pretty much all of It on a possible disaster (and the vanilla extract isn’t cheap)

2. The thought of drinking something like 1/4 of a cup of VANNILA EXTRACT is puke worthy

If any brave or crazy soul out there wants to do this, let me know how it goes

Schools: “We care deeply about our student's mental health, it’s our number one priority”

Also schools: *give an ungodly amount of homework, does nothing about bullying, does nothing to help avoid burnout”

Schools: “Hey, is everything okay? We wanted to check in and see if you were doing alright because we noticed your grades have slipped significantly.”

Also, ALSO schools:

PHONES

🙃

If you have a favorite chip that isn’t in the poll you can add it in the replies/reblogs

2miles got so scared they deactivated.

R.I.P OP

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Please be aware of these penguins.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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