Every Day Feels Like It’s Repeating Itself And It’s Getting To Me. Forgetting What Day It Is On A

I've stubbed my toe so many times I wouldn’t be surprised if one day my toe is just 90°

I crave the feeling of being a swaddled baby again

No worries

No responsibilities

No thoughts

Just fighting the urge to fall asleep, trying to escape my comfortable prison, and happily surrendering

COFFEEIFING TEA 🤣

Best phrase ever

[best phrase ever]

My original post was made as a stupid joke and I'm only slightly regretting it

I LOVE PENGUINS 🐧

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

Today (January 20th) is Penguin Awareness Day.

Please be aware of these penguins.

Thank you for your cooperation.

P.S: These penguins are described in alt text.

Have you ever come across something that you know is real, but you've never actually seen it in person, and your brain just short-circuits?

A few weeks ago, I saw a Cybertruck on the road and completely forgot that it wasn’t just a meme.

I still have no idea what the B00p-o-meter is.

Yes I'm ADAB

Assigned Disappointment At Birth

/J

A teacher’s audacity to look me dead in my stupid face during a Zoom class (and being able to see my screen while I’m working) and still mark me absent because I wasn’t contributing to a discussion when she checked in on our breakout room for half a second.

I’m late but still HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY

Sono in ritardo ma buno compleanno

Happy 4 year anniversary of the death of Unus Annus

Momento mori