It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
Can’t decide :)
Edit: I put watermelon sour patch kids in a peach alani and it was actually good 🙂
White Gilgamesh (TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK FROM A GOAT OF ITS ILK)
Battery acid spaghetti (sour rainbow gummy strips in cheap energy drink)
The vanilla extract cake (cake with about 189.75 tsp of vanilla extract)
The flavor (cranberry mikes hard lemonade and cucumber lime Gatorade)
Instant spoiled milk (powdered milk and carbonated water)
angels lament (cold beer w/ vanilla ice cream, sprinkles and a salted peanut)
Fistbumping lesbian (7 shot Carmel latte)
The potion of extended bad taste: matcha with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup
Instant coffee with monster energy instead of water
Peeps wine (it’s what it sounds like) wine made out of peeps
I got 30 Pokemon cards, 6 chips ahoy cookies and 12 Oreos trick-or-treating (plus 99% of good candies)
Chinchilla facts
1. They are Endangered due to habitat loss and poaching
2. Chinchillas can jump as high over 6 feet high
3. chinchillas have dichromatic vision meaning they see the same way as dogs do
4. Chinchillas Use Their Fur as a Defense Mechanism (shedding large patches of fur in a process called "fur slip")
5. They have the densest fur of any land animal and are so dense they have to take dust baths (because mold can grow on them if they get wet)
6. dust baths help remove loose hair, dirt, and skin, and absorb oils
7. Chinchilla fur is so thick flees suffocate in it
8. Their teeth never stop growing
9. They are one of the longest-lived rodents
10. The name chinchilla comes from “little Chincha”, that comes from the Chincha people
11. they can overheat easily from human body warmth.
12. According to the Guinness world records, The oldest chinchilla ever recorded was named Radar. He was 29 years and 229 days old.
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