I Like My Ships When I Can Match Them With The Crane Wives Song Like It’s Tinder.

They’re Definitely In Love

A little short story of Pavitr, and maybe Hobie, shipping Gwen and Miles. Working on a bigger project right now!

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“Look at them!” Pavitr whispers to Hobie, pointing to Miles and Gwen.

“Just because Gwendy’s head is leaning on Peter Pan’s shoulder while they talk doesn’t mean they’re in love.” Hobie scoffs, though he believes that yes, those two loved each other.

Pavitr shoots him a glance. “Definitely believing you there,” he replies in sarcasm. Hobie rolls his eyes.

“But she has his jacket on.” Pavitr points out. “It’s cold out,” Hobie replies. “Are you trying to deny their love?” Pavitr asks, exaggerating ‘are you.’ “What’re you guys talking about?” Miles asks, not turning his head around.

“Nothing!” Pavitr and Hobie quickly dismiss.

“They’re totally in love,” Hobie whispers to Pavitr.

This Minecraft revolution is so interesting like damn

The urge to write angst is literally eroding me mentally I’m going to write angst

"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

I WAS PAINTING AND ALMOST DRAMK THE PAINT WAYER

I bet it tasted like my tears

shhh let me imagine a Percy Jackson x HTTYD au

would love a scene of someone who doesn’t take percy or his physical strength seriously and then getting their shit rocked. imagine them getting percy all worked up and pissed off, and then smiling and taunting him; “what, you wanna hit me big guy? go ahead.” and then percy punching them, which throws them like 10 feet back, breaks their nose, and fully dislocates their jaw. because they didn’t realize that percy is actually extremely strong (which is canon)

but alas, none of that will ever happen because percy isn’t allowed to be impressive or intimidating anymore

i know the pjo tv show is beyond help aside from the lovely main cast but it irritates me to no end when they add in useless side characters while deeply struggling to properly characterize their most important ones. alison my ass, chris rodriguez is RIGHT THERE. solely focus on that, if at all. given how short these episodes are and the resulting shallowness of some of most pivotal scenes, dishing out screen time like oprah to a bunch of nobody characters is not going to elevate the show in any way, shape, or form. deviating from the text-established percy-centric narrative and introducing additional plot points to some behind-the-scenes luke narrative when they miss the mark on the main storyline is just yet another distraction and waste of energy on everyone’s part

'why don't you just try sex or a relationship to see if you like it'

I am going to shove a cheese grater covered in corrosive acid up your asshole, just to see if you like it.

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Shit I forgot you existed