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howdoyouget

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howdoyouget
3 weeks ago

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

howdoyouget
3 weeks ago
Hehehe 😊😘
Hehehe 😊😘

Hehehe 😊😘

howdoyouget
4 weeks ago

Sorry Ryan creamer works at dropout?????

Sorry Ryan Creamer Works At Dropout?????

This Ryan creamer??????

Sorry Ryan Creamer Works At Dropout?????
howdoyouget
1 month ago
*EXCEEDINGLY FRUSTRATED GRUMBLE*

*EXCEEDINGLY FRUSTRATED GRUMBLE*

howdoyouget
1 month ago

I'm currently reading the fma manga for the first time (FINALLY) and here's some of my favourite tiny Eds so far <33

I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
howdoyouget
1 month ago
I Really Can’t Stop Redrawing Peanuts Strips As Batblob

I really can’t stop redrawing Peanuts strips as batblob

this took all of 20mins on my phone and I know it’s gonna outperform the actual coloured and shaded drawing I spent hours on

but to be fair, little Robin-as-Woodstock may be the pinnacle of my career

Based on:

I Really Can’t Stop Redrawing Peanuts Strips As Batblob
howdoyouget
1 month ago
Losing My Mind At This

Losing my mind at this

howdoyouget
1 month ago
Unfortunate Series Of Events At The Charity Gala
Unfortunate Series Of Events At The Charity Gala
Unfortunate Series Of Events At The Charity Gala
Unfortunate Series Of Events At The Charity Gala
Unfortunate Series Of Events At The Charity Gala

unfortunate series of events at the charity gala

howdoyouget
2 months ago

The Robinsā„¢ as random textposts

The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
howdoyouget
2 months ago

every three episodes laurance has to drop several paragraphs dedicated to psychoanalyzing garroth and I think that's beautiful. I think that's true love right there. he spends a truly impressive amount of time pondering what the hell is Wrong with that guy, and i understand. so do I man.

howdoyouget
2 months ago

Garroth and Zane in MCD is so funny because imagine you live in a small town, so small that everybody knows everybody. And then this guy shows up who wears a full face tactical helmet all the time, and just goes by the name William. No last name or anything, just William. And he becomes this well known person who is close to the town’s mayor despite being very mysterious.

But then suddenly the mayor is assassinated for some reason (who assassinates a mayor in a town that literally no one knows?)

So everyone assumes this William guy will run for mayor because he took it upon himself to handle all the town’s matters after the mayor died, but he refuses. Like he gets genuinely upset whenever someone mentions it. And the guy is still wearing the helmet 24/7, by the way.

So then the town just?? Doesn’t have a mayor?? And so William is running around doing everything until this random person with amnesia arrives and takes over.

Then one day two people from your town is getting married. The bride’s mom hires this priest to officiate the wedding and it’s… Prince Harry?? Like literally the freaking prince from England??

And your like ā€œthat’s a bit overkill for this small town wedding but okā€

But then Prince Harry is like ā€œthat William man must reveal his face or else I can’t be hereā€

But William refuses and so he just doesn’t go to the wedding.

So Prince Harry officiates the wedding, and then unexpectedly William arrives, and it’s… Prince William?! The whole time the weird guy who wears a full face tactical helmet 24/7 that’s been taking care of your small town is the first born son to the king of England??

And throughout the whole night the two brothers are just giving each other the stink eye.

howdoyouget
2 months ago

The Robinsā„¢ as random textposts

The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
The Robinsā„¢ As Random Textposts
howdoyouget
3 months ago
Compilation
Compilation
Compilation
Compilation
Compilation
Compilation

compilation

howdoyouget
3 months ago

i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea

howdoyouget
3 months ago

I'm currently reading the fma manga for the first time (FINALLY) and here's some of my favourite tiny Eds so far <33

I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
howdoyouget
3 months ago

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

howdoyouget
3 months ago

You ever look at some art your mutual made and you just sit there in stunned silence and awe that one of your friends is out there making jaw-dropping beautiful art just for the hell of it

howdoyouget
3 months ago

Love how in the Contagion arc Bruce says, "Hey, Tim, I need you to go to another country for a while," and Tim says, "Um, but my dad?" and Bruce says, "Just lie to him plz c'mon," and then the comic just hard cuts to Tim in a plane telling Alfred he doesn't like lying to his dad. A comic's way of saying, "We KNOW Tim has a dad and we are ANNOYED by it, do NOT ask questions."

howdoyouget
3 months ago
All images are from Wayne Family Adventures webcomic with tumblr/twitter posts positioned near characters or covering their speech bubble so they're "saying" the posts. 
Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne look on as Cassandra Cain confidently pours seasonings into a terrible-looking pie crust with the effects "splorsh, splorsh". Over her is a post by @so-you-read-the-usernames reading:
"Female characters who are the sole voice reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them"
Stephanie Brown talking to Duke Thomas from the passenger seat of the Batmobile, Duke is in the driver's seat looking unsure. Post by @incorrectbatfam over Steph's speech bubble reads:
"The first rule of driving the Batmobile is to have fun and be yourself"
Damian Wayne, one hand in a fist and the other over his heart, dramatically "saying" a tweet reading:
"i desire a trip to the aquarium, at the end of which i am permitted to pick one toy for my good behavior"
Barbara Gordon sits in her wheelchair in front of Oracle's computers with her face in her hands. Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain are cheering. Barbara's speech bubble is covered by a post by @tunisian reading:
"due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane"
Duke Thomas as Signal looking concerned with a large "BOOM!" sound effect overlayed. Tweet reads:
"One reason why you very rarely see my complaining that the actions of a fictional character "don't make sense" is because every single day I look back on my own choices in life and realize I'm just not qualified to judge that"
Tim Drake as Red Robin talking. Text post by @valtsv reads:
"girls want me for my encyclopedic knowledge of the stages of decomposition after death
boys also want me for this. it's a real bisexual crowd pleaser."
Stephanie Brown shrugging and holding a Green Arrow cup, talking to Bruce who has his hand over his face. Over her is a tweet reading:
"it's cool how you've never learned even a single healthy coping skill"
Jason Todd smiling and talking to Batman, who is expressionless. Jason is "saying" a tweet reading:
"I wouldn't die in a glue trap. I would escape. I'd say something like "no... it can't end here...!" and pull myself out while yelling and thinking about women"
Damian Wayne in civilian clothes is furiously decapitating a practice dummy with a sword. A post by @tlirsgender reads:
"Remember being like eleven years old and just filled with primordial rage. I think I could have killed a man with my bare hands when I was eleven. What was up with that"
Dick Grayson smiling and gesturing to himself while holding a sandwich. Overhead a tweet reads:
"i'm a 10 if you ignore the glaringly obvious lifelong mental issues"
Jason Todd wearing a t shirt and leather jacket at a gala, yelling at other partygoers off panel. Bruce in a tuxedo is grumpily dragging him away by the shoulder. In Jason's speech bubble is a post by @normal-horoscopes reading:
"DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION"

wayne family adventures + text posts: batkid edition

(batman edition)

tim drake šŸ¤ stages of decay as a bisexual crowd pleaser šŸ¤ bruce wayne

howdoyouget
3 months ago
All images are from the webcomic Wayne Family Adventures with tumblr/twitter text posts overlayed on speech bubbles to make it look like the characters  are saying the text.
Clark, Diana, and Bruce are at a table. Clark is confused, Diana questioning, Bruce is smug.
Diana: "anonymous asked: Hypothetically, if you were able to bang superman, would you top or bottom?"
Bruce: reply from firefox-official reading "boy what i would do with superman transcends top and bottom"
Batman leaning over Catwoman, both smiling and flirty. Catwoman: tweet reading "you're crazy if you think i'm gonna hold a pretty, morally gray man with unresolved trauma accountable for anything. do whatever you want beautiful"
Clark arguing with Bruce, who is stone-faced. 
Clark: post that reads "stop your addiction to being right"
Bruce: reply of "good advice for everyone who isn't me"
Bruce in the Batsuit working at the Batcomputer looking exhausted. Dick, Jason, and Cass are exasperated in the background. Post from @frownyalfred over them reads:
"Batman needs Robin so he stays hopeful" actually Batman needs a Robin so he remembers to eat, shower, and talk out loud during six-day Riddler case benders
Bruce as Batman yelling with hands raised in frustration. A tweet reads:
"you never know what you have until you lose it" is amateur hour. real sufferers know exactly what they have and that they are going to lose it
Selina and Bruce in formal eveningwear, Selina is holding his arm and they are gazing at each other and smiling. Text post by @manywinged overhead reads:
"my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her a good girl or bad girl in bed
having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife"
Bruce Wayne at Gotham Academy talking to two women, one of whom is smiling but extremely annoyed. Tweet over Bruce reads:
"Thanked a rival dad at the neighborhood chili cook off for making his mild so my kids could have some."
Bruce hunched over the batcomputer typing with a clenched jaw. Alfred looks on from the foreground. Text post over Bruce's speech bubble reads:
there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

wayne family adventures + text posts: batman edition

its my bisexual right to make superbat and batcat jokes in the same post. btw.

(batkids edition)

+bonus alfred (tw suicide joke)

Alfred talking to Bruce, who is looking down and saying "Um..."
Alfred: text post by @1hoverman0K reading:
"(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?"
howdoyouget
3 months ago

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

howdoyouget
3 months ago

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

howdoyouget
4 months ago

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

howdoyouget
4 months ago

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

howdoyouget
4 months ago
howdoyouget - rambling
howdoyouget
5 months ago
Gordon Is Still Unsure About These Vigilantes
Gordon Is Still Unsure About These Vigilantes

Gordon is still unsure about these vigilantes

howdoyouget
5 months ago

Dick, on the phone with Roy: I just think that Bruce actually hates me and doesn’t stand to be around me ever

Bruce, standing behind him wearing nightwing socks, nightwing cap, nightwing pants, ā€œfather to worlds best sonā€ t-shirt, trying to hide a huge reprint of a picture of him and Dick he brought for Dicks new apartment behind his back:

howdoyouget
6 months ago

who needs therapy when you can Realizeā„¢ļø things about yourself alone at 1am

howdoyouget
6 months ago

constantly switching between ā€œthis is MY tumblr and i post whatever i wantā€ and ā€œoghgĀ  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.ā€

howdoyouget
8 months ago
Celtic Miku!!

Celtic Miku!!

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