Latest Posts by hp-chats - Page 5
Francine April
im drunk somebody help me name this dinosaur. she’s a Proper Lady and should have a Fancy name
honestly i am just chilling in cedar rapids
ginny was trying real hard to make her patronus be a t-rex with a gun
typical day
a masterpiece brought to you by your’s truly
Harry: He had a drug problem, right?
Draco: Well, only if you consider ingesting millions of dollars of cocaine a problem. I call it a Tuesday. But apparently it's frowned upon.
Draco Malfoy speaks French and you can't convince me otherwise
*Standing in a huge plaza completely surrounded by hoards of zombies just wandering around, occasionally bumping into me*
me: this is fine
It’s the zombie apocalypse and everyone is dying. However, you are miraculously given an ability that makes zombies ignore your presence. Write about your day to day life living in close proximity with the dead.
I need to have a picnic on a lavender field in France during a sunny midsummer afternoon at least once in my life
F A S H I O N
me: i’m not sure about this outfit friend: you look fine let’s just go!! me:
Fleur and Draco shit talk everyone in French at family gatherings and it’s the only reason why Hermione decided to learn French.
The biggest mystery is why Snape got a redemption arc and Draco Malfoy didn’t when out of all the characters he deserved it the most. Draco was a confused child who was neglected by his father, forced to be a death eater, and tried so hard to please Lucious.
Snape was a cruel asshole who got a redemption arc. You cannot change my mind. Draco deserved more. The books wrongfully made Draco look like a villain. Draco DESERVED a redemption arc
Draco deserved a redemption arc
Draco deserved a redemption arc
Draco deserved a redemption arc
Draco deserved a redemption arc
Draco deserved a redemption arc
Draco deserved a redemption arc
Draco deserved a redemption arc
She wears short skirts I like d&d, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet She's cheer captain And I can't swim, can't dance, and I don't know karate. Face it, I'm never gonna make it
a mood
Just a second ago my friend was walking across the room and grabbed his sketchbook off the table and as he did like 8 pieces of paper flew out of it but instead of going and picking them up he just stood there looking like the world just ended
Friend who goes to private school: So what’s public school like?
Me: *Thinking about the time a girl smashed a window with her knee playing The Floor Is Lava* its ok
I saw an opportunity and I took it
Draco Malfoy Aesthetic // pt. 2/2
Lucius: I mean, you're like a son to me.
Draco: I don't mean to alarm you, but I am your son.
The houses as Bo Burnham songs
Gryffindor- I’m Bo Yo
Hufflepuff- What Did I Do Last Night
Ravenclaw- #deep
Slytherin- Kill Yourself
Bonus: Draco Malfoy-My Whole Family…
Fights between Ron and Draco always make me laugh, simply because all I can imagine is crazy tall (probably well built from fighting with his brothers) ginger haired Ron starring down at a tiny, scrawny, pale kid shouting overly worded insults
Kylo Ren: *destroys everything*
Hux:
Domhnall Gleeson talks Star Wars: The Last Jedi on Happy Sad Confused
Some highlights:
On Hux and Poe “broken phone call” scene
“It was interesting, because we went up and down the scale in terms of how put out Hux would be by it. And Oscar was actually there – Oscar read his lines off camera for that, which is a really cool thing to do, so we could feel the energy in the room.”
On Hux surviving TLJ
“I’ll be honest, I was very surprised that I survived. I kind of imagined myself getting blown up in a ship pretty early on… but spoiler alert, I suppose. There’s also that moment where Ren is on the ground, and it looks like maybe I’ll finish him. [Chuckles] What stake would the franchise be in if Snoke and Ren are gone, and it’s just Hux going, ‘Right! This is how we go’? Can you imagine how annoyed people would have been? It’s just him.” –– “Episode IX: The Rise of Hux” –– “Yeah, exactly! Which I keep pitching to JJ [Abrams], but he’s not answering my emails.”
On Hux backstory in the novelization
“I think my dad’s name is Brendol? Is that a wink to my [real] dad? Like a winky wink to my dad? […] I need to buy whatever novel it is. I mean I have my own version, but that’s not true now, apparently. I can’t talk about it, because then it’ll be anti canon! [Chuckles]”
On Hux and Kylo relationship (Josh: “I don’t know if there’s, like, a future for you two.”)
“[Laughs] The white picket fence may not materialise? […] See, I like the idea that Hux gets abused. […] The whole thing was – Rian talked about it – he’s like a kicked dog. When that dog eventually bites, it’s gonna bite hard. When it finally snaps, it’s gonna be something really nasty. So my hope is that’s the way it goes, but we just don’t have any– Maybe they’ll make up and… maybe that’ll be the twist. Them getting married.”
Links to full podcast
the weasley twins
reblog if you agree
I don't even think Hogwarts had rules to begin with
There's this Thing that y'all don't seem to get.
Gryffindors don’t give a shit about rules. The most hardline of them don’t even care about people. They care about justice. Right or wrong, black or white, there are no shades of grey. If it’s just, it’s always just; if it’s unjust, it’s always wrong. Hermione’s ruthlessness makes her a Gryffindor. She is absolutely sure that she is on the side of justice in everything that she does, and it’s such a Gryffindor trait.
Because Slytherins are ruthless, but they care about rules. Their own rules, usually, but rules nonetheless. They will impose parameters and limitations on themselves just so they have a framework to operate within. If doing something means violating their own internal code, then they’re not gonna do it. Even fucking Voldemort is like that. He broke every single fucking rule the Wizarding World ever put in place, but damn if he’d break his own.
And Ravenclaws? They hate rules. Fucking things just get in the way. They prevent creativity and keep people from accomplishing their goals. Ravenclaws are probably some of the most dangerous people in the entirety of the book series, because they’re brilliant and creative and ambitious and prideful, and when they snap, they do not have inhibitions. They will wreck everything that ever had the nerve to get in their way, and they will never once feel bad about it.
And then there’s Hufflepuffs. They emphasize equality. If the playing field is equal, then all other good things will come from there. People hear that, and they think that Hufflepuffs are pushovers. They cast them as the shy ones, the fearful ones, the insecure ones. Really, they’re none of these things. They are nice, accepting, friendly, this is all true, but they are also entirely willing to fight anyone that steps up to the plate talking shit. Hufflepuffs will defend themselves and other people until they drop dead, and it’s infuriating to see that only ever attributed to Gryffindors. Because the big difference is that a Gryffindor believes in acceptable causalties, and a Hufflepuff will knock your teeth down your fucking throat for even suggesting such a disgusting idea. For Hufflepuffs, there are no acceptable casualties; any loss of life is utterly unacceptable.
There are a lot of people that talk about House stereotyping, and then turn around and perpetuate further stereotypes. Gryffindors are not necessarily knights in shining armor; Slytherins are not necessarily callous villains; Ravenclaws are much more than just intelligent, and Hufflepuff is not the motherfucking potato House.
Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them
Mood
The shiba inu of suspicion. Or alternatively, the shiba inu of wtf
The holy trinity.