Adding on to the last ask, Tony is the CEO of the Tired Dad™️ trope.
Honestly, look at what the man has to deal with most days, let him sleep.
OHH 100% LOL
FIRST the man had to suddenly raise 4 Children that’s AREN’T his LOL One happens to be a Goddess AND Princess of Asgard, The Next. Is the next Generation of Human Anatomy and Probably the greatest Super Solider the worlds ever seen, A Prince just so happens to BE A FREAKING MUTANT ! WITH ELEMENTAL ABILITIES ! And a Genius at the age of 12 who is a living Pym Partical AND NOW HE HAS TO RAISE AN AGNSTY ARCHER WHO IS THE SON OF HIS MOST ANGSTY FREIND THAT IS A MALE !….Let Tony Rest PLEASE
vines pt. 1
Maybee Queen Day 4: Adrien
We love a childhood bestie! We love childhood memories of spending Christmas with each other as basically each others only friends and then getting more friends years later who post embarrassing pictures of you on social media but affectionate!
Back at it again with my Next Avengers post :)
If or hopefully when The Next Avengers get transported to the 616 timeline that being wild crossover shenanigans or Multiversal event I have this head canon that James Rogers will be everyone crush and it’s a not a debate
I’m talking Kate,Gwenpool,Cassie,Magik,Hell even America Chavez would take some sort of liking to home probably going down with something like this
Gwenpool: I have no clue where he came from but I call dibs
Kate:You can’t do that. He’s to pretty for dibs gotta make it fair game
Cassie: oh it will be fair game. He will be with me and it’s fair
America: what about me ?
Kate,Cassie and Gwen all look at her in confusion
Kate: You don’t even like guys ?
America: I can make an exception
I imagine if James and Natasha get mad at Steve they just switch from English to Russian leaving him confused
Steve: I said no James that final
James: But dad !
Steve: No now go to your room !
James: UHHH YOUR THE WROST ! клянусь, когда у меня будет шанс, я убегу и никогда не вернусь !
Steve only blinks in confusion
Steve: I really need to learn Russian
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Natasha: I SAID I HAVE IT HANDLED
Steve: NATASHA YOU’VE BEEN SHOT !
Natasha: I’VE HANDLED WAY WORSE THAN A BULLET WOUND IT BARLEY GRAZED MY SKIN
Steve (picks her up and swings her over his shoulder much to her dislike) we’re getting you to a doctor
Natasha is only left to kicking and screaming in Russian as she repeatedly punches his back
Natasha: СТИВ ГРАНТ РОДЖЕРС ПОСТАВЬ МЕНЯ СЕЙЧАС ИЛИ ПОМОГИТЕ, Я УБЬЮ ТЕБЯ ВО СНЕ !
Again Steve is only left rolling his eyes and sighing
Steve: I need to learn Russian
(Bonus section)
James and Natasha are in a argument yelling at each other I’m Russian
James: ОНА НИКТО!
Natasha: ЕСЛИ ОНА НИКТО, ПОЧЕМУ ОНА ТЕБЯ ПОЦЕЛУЕТ!
James: ОНА ВИДЕЛА, ЧТО Я ТРЕНИРУЮСЬ, И ПРИВЛЕЧИЛАСЬ ЕСЛИ КТО-ТО ЗНАЕТ, ЧТО ЭТО ТАКОЕ, БЫ БЫ ТЫ, МАМА!
Natasha: ДЖЕЙМС КЛИНТОН РОДЖЕРС Я ДОЛЖЕН ПОМОТЬ ТЕБЕ РОТ С МЫЛОМ. Я ЗАСТАВЛЮ ТЕБЯ БЕЖАТЬ, ПОКА ТЕБЕ НОГИ НЕ ОТПАДУТ, НО ТОГДА Я ПРИБУДУ КОНТРОЛИРОВАТЬ ТЕБЯ ОДИН ДЕНЬ!
Immediately Steve comes out of nowhere picking up his Son and Wife and hugging them tightly immediately making them laugh
Steve: Я НАКОНЕЦ-ТО ВЫУЧИЛ РУССКИЙ ! И Я ОЧЕНЬ ЛЮБЛЮ ВАС ОБОИХ!
Hugging them both tightly James and Natasha soon forget what they were arguing about as the family groups in one big family hug
Mileena x Scorpion and Sub Zero x Scorpion fans at war with each other, while the Harumi x Scorpion fans watch it all go down
my take on a Queen Bee redesign based off a design I never posted
Hi is your final chapter of ck rewrite almost done?
I’d say about….70% I know I’ve taken long pauses between episodes for part 3 and I do apologize I really didn’t expect Part 3 to be the most challenging to write but I still love it :)
But to answer your question it’s getting there probably gonna be my longest chapter or top 3
Steve and Natasha not being together in ANY media in modern day Marvel pisses me off so much not because I’m a Romanoger shipper but because YOU CAN GENUINELY MAKE SO MANY STORIES BASED ON THEM AND THEIR ADVENTURES
The same way Superman and Wonder Woman had their new 52 run Captain America and Black Widow could have their own
Don’t believe me here’s just a couple of stories of the top of my head that sounds 1000x more interesting than anything we’ve gotten in marvel comics for the best 5 years
1. Steve and Natasha meet Multiversal versions of them selves that are evil as in Captain Hydra falls in love with Red Room Black Widow
2. Hydra Teams up with the Red Room creating their own hybrids of Super Solider Widows due to the idea of James Rogers being a thing
3. Steve, Natasha, Bucky, Yelena and James Secret Avengers lineup (this is actually gonna be a new fanfic idea I’m working on lol) BUT HOLY THIS SOUNDS AMAZING RIGHT
4. A new villain comes in and Steve starts becoming more aggressive leaving Natasha to lead him and prove that being a killer isn’t who he is
5. Steve and Natasha wanted story of the government hunting them due to some mishap idk why but they always make good on the run stories lol
I feel like my point is proved and lord knows I have soooooo many ideas on James Rogers
Anyway PUT THE NEXT AVENGERS IN MARVEL RIVALS SPREAD THE WORD
MCU: What if...Ultron Won!?
Next Avengers, Heroes Of Tomorrow: Am I a joke to you?
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