Eret: Where I’m from locking someone in an arena with nothing but a knife, a wooden shield, and an angry monstrous nightmare would be considered a public execution.
Hiccup: skill issues.
Eret: didn’t you almost die?
Hiccup: well I was pretty weak for a 15 year old, someone else could have done it. Probably.
Eret: YOU WERE FIFTEEN!?
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This is so adorable oh my god
he's so sad
he needs his hyperfixation buddy
One hill that I will die on is that Xar likes warm milk better than cold milk.
*Making a funny joke*
*everyone ignores*
*repeats it*
"We heard you the first time."
Me too bro. Me too.
He loves horsies… and holding side-planks.
Idk what this hijack stuff is but I played girls go games and isn't jack Elsa's boyfriend or did she key his car after he cheated on her with Rapunzel in that one game?
On a completely unrelated note, yall remember that game where you had to make different potions and feed them to Toothless to get all the different reactions?? Maybe Jack snuck into that one
Let's be real. Xar is a monster high fan.
What was the best book in your opinion?
please please down on my knees does anyone want to talk about the httyd books everyone ik is getting sick of me talking to them about it omg
“Old Wrinkly, Camicazi, and One Eye sat at Hiccup’s bedside. One Eye didn’t seem as happy as he might have been two days ago at the thought of one less Human in the world. A big tear rolled out of his one eye and down his Saber-Tooth and plopped onto the ground.” - How to Cheat a Dragon’s Curse HTTYD Book 4 Cressida Cowell
I can just imagine Toothless, when he stopped licking Hiccup’s face, going over to One Eye and trolling him despite his master about to die. (Based on that one Harry Potter meme with Dumbledore and Snape iykyk)
Went to see some monster trucks. Wore a skirt. Regretted it immediately.