Latest Posts by iamafule - Page 10
Something people don't know about me is that I absolutely love spam notifications like omg someone likes the content I'm making!!
This actually did happen to me a little over a week ago
Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.
Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?
Hiccup: Gods no.
Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.
Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?
Hiccup: Gods no.
he has no energy and two very insistent boyfriends
Old drawings dump becos they’re kinda funne
On a road trip so here's a wobbly doodle of Hiccup beaming over his first child.
I told my sister about this and she got mad at me because he's ugly but like, that's the best part 🤷
Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup
Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.
Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.
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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*
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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?
Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?
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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.
Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.
Fishlegs: FUCK!
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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?
Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.
Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?
Fishlegs: oh lord help me.
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Camicazi: I'll bite you.
Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.
Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.
Camicazi: The door is locked give me your credit card.
Hiccup: *gives her his card*
Camicazi: *pockets it* Thanks.
*Texting*
Hiccup : Dad, there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Hiccup: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Hiccup: Dad
Hiccup: Dad
Stoick: Your dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth
Modern au hiccup
hiccup horrendous "gaslight" the third back in his cage looking at alvin like the man didn't dump him in a tree an hour ago
sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27
"be nice!" Hiccup says to Toothless in Dragonese.
Yet another reason to hate the hidden world
In the second movie Valka had eyebags and wrinkles. In the third she looked like a Victoria's secret model
THATS NOT THE SAME PERSON
Something I 100% believe in is that Camicazi is a mamas girl and Big Boobied Bertha supports Camicazi's every decision as long as it doesn't put her in danger.
Camicazi wants to dye her hair? Bertha's driving to night owl and buying hairdye.
Camicazi wants to paint her walls? Bertha's already got colour swatches.
If he doesn't look at me the way hiccup looks at Astrid I'm sorry but I don't fucking want it.
I told my friend about this idea and he said they should make them go hand gliding and their outfits will be ranked off of style and aerodynamics.
Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of
Went to see some monster trucks. Wore a skirt. Regretted it immediately.
Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup
Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of
I love how hiccup and the woden's fang and the windwalker try so hard to teach Toothless manners only for him to pick a completely random "polite" word to put in front of his normal statements
Saying "please" or "excuse me" or whatever before hurling seething insults is the funniest thing I've ever read
so I made some httyd book art
tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
Sorry he got kidnapped and taken to America ☹
So i made this lil transparent worm-on-a-string Hiccup a while back
Im leaving him here for yall to watch while i go do a Thing
Im sure when i get back he wont be in any precarious situations, or unsavory circumstances, or anything of that ilk
Anyways
Have fun
Ill be back
Made a httyd oc because at this point I just had to
Let's be real. Xar is a monster high fan.