somebody PLEASE draw book hiccup with acne I'm begging
Did anyone else have horrific and graphic nightmares about being sold into the Viking slave trade because their older sibling decided one night that it'd be funny to read the 7th httyd book to them because they thought it'd be funny or is that just me?
The worst thing Dreamworks did to httyd was tone down the names of kid’s parents. Movie fans don’t know what it’s like to cry for the loss of a man named Baggybum the Beerbelly. You haven’t lived until you get to know Valhallarama of the White Arms and Chunky Thighs. I pity you. /lh
This is by far my favorite part of the Hiccup evolutionary line
camicazi doodle >:D
Have this
Throwback to the time my dad got out of jaw surgery and we went to pick him up and he had this orangey yellow stuff around his mouth and I asked him what it was and he said it was piss
I know it's bad cus I wasn't putting effort in but I saw it on my pinterest and it screamed camicazi
I don't know if I've said this before, but I just love how feral Camicazi is. she's just wild, and she loves it. She sometimes get's into trouble for how crazy she is, but she just carries on being silly. she would fit in so well over here.
httyd movie fans will never know one of the most emotional scenes ever in the books is when fishlegs shot hiccup in the toe with a bow and arrow and injected potato juice into his blood.
the masculine urge
the feminine urge
the human urge to yearn for the existence of dragons
Book Hiccup: Awww, why don't you like cats, Fishlegs? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Book Fishlegs: I don't know Hiccup, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Book Hiccup:
Book Fishlegs: I'm ALLERGIC
Bored? Make httyd memes. It's easy and it's fun and it's fucking hilarious
When I was little I was watching rtte and my guinea pig fucking died 💀
In the beginning of the first httyd book Hiccup says "They are crawling back into the sea from whence they came, leaving not a bone, not a fang, in the earth for the men of the future to remember them by." Referring to the dragons and it's cool because that's what he said in the end of the third movie :)
W opinion
Who's your favourite Scream character?
I mean need I say any more
Facts
Why your still awake? yes yes i do wonder
It’s literally the nighttime and you expect me to be asleep?
This
Wouldn't you want things to be presentable when you have a partner? Why not start now and FI YOUR TWITTER BIO
If they don’t love me at my messy bio they don’t deserve me at my Miss Beloved
what an interesting choice to make at the end of the night. Having to choose between all the information and history and serotonin in the world or the back of your eyelids. Infinity or oblivion. And the sad truth is that that is the decision that literal children are faced with every night. Feel joyful and accepted and seen by strangers on the internet or feel alone, laying in the dark, staring at the ceiling waiting to fall into the sweet embrace of sleep.
Phone addictions are real things affecting real people. I haven't had a proper sleep since I got my first I pad at age 4. My eyebags are so bad I look like I have 2 black eyes. All this just because of a lack of attention. No one will acknowledge me. I feel so alone all the time. What better way to cope with that than to tell a bunch of strangers on the internet. I don't feel alone anymore but at what cost? The cost of my sleep? My comfort? My energy? I'll give my own life just to feel seen. All nighter after all nighter I'll stay awake as long as I have to to get the slightest sliver of attention and that's the sad reality of it.
*Making a funny joke*
*everyone ignores*
*repeats it*
"We heard you the first time."
What if you put milk in a humidifier and put a lactose intolerant person in a chamber with it and watched as they claw at the door and shit uncontrollably
I actually like all of my posts because I think it gets them further when in reality it probably isn't helpful
I think I'm going on holiday tomorrow morning because the house is clean and there are pa ked suitcases in the living room
My pfp is a picture of my cat
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