Implode-alright - Jinx

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I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

“ART sounds… scared? for me? thats illogical.”

-mb, probably

say what you will about the side of “evil” but at least we’re hospitable. what do you always see in the antechamber right outside my lair? that’s right, a healing fountain. sometimes some mana potions and a cool sword in case yours broke on the way to my tower. do you think i get that when my dark forces are storming the princess’s castle? think again. i get guards with +2 radiant broadswords rearing to play the “let’s see who can break the geneva convention fastest” competition. un-fucking-believable

My favorite (only) cousin

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

This, is John, he likes french fries.