The Board Of Wisedom

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

Chanyeol: Okay, guys, how do I ask Baekhyun out?

Jongin: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.

Chanyeol: OH MY GOD!

Minseok: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.

Chanyeol: STOP IT!

Luhan: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Chanyeol: GUYS!

👏👏

if you’re cake trash and you know it clap your hands

Gavin: Whenever we're all traveling... or whenever Meg is nearby Ryan will have a drink.

(Dead silence)

Ryan: I mean...

Michael: (quietly) oh shit.

SHINee’s Taemin Tries Really, Really Hard To Hype Up Onew’s Cooking Skills - e.kang, soompi

SHINee’s Taemin is nothing but truthful.

During his appearance on the March 13 episode of Olive TV’s “Cook & Order” (tentative title), SHINee’s Onew prepared a special video featuring his fellow member Taemin.

Taken while they were on tour in Japan, the video showed the youngest member trying his hardest to say good things about Onew’s cooking abilities, even if Onew kept shooting himself in the foot.

Taemin started off by mentioning that Onew had once made paella, a Spanish rice dish, for him, when Onew suddenly disses himself and said, “You tasted raw rice that time, didn’t you?”

Taken aback by the sudden self-attack, Taemin truthfully, and hilariously, replied, “I really can’t forget it. It had its own charm, and I’ve eaten a lot of delicious food, but the food Onew made for me was very new and unique.”

It didn’t end there, as Onew claimed that his knife skills were exceptional because he’s “never hurt his hands.” Of course, he immediately followed up with, “Because I haven’t used knifes very often.”

Honest Taemin tried to turn the situation around once more and compliment Onew’s cooking skills.

“Seasoning, the taste, things like these…,” Taemin started off, before he amusingly confessed, “It’s really hard, trying to say positive things. It feels like I’m trying to squeeze [water] out of a dry rag.”

While Onew’s cooking abilities were later put to the test, at least he can always count on Taemin to say good things! 

watch here!

Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.

The Vagabond and the Golden Boy? Oh no, they’re more dangerous than you would think. See, they egg each other on; if there was even the slightest hint of restraint left in the Vagabond, it vanishes around the Golden Boy. And with an attack dog like the Vagabond at his heels, the Golden Boy becomes wilder, cockier, and crueler. Those two together? You run.

Need this

Who needs sleep? 

Okay, well… you do. But who has time for that? You’ve got too much to do and not enough time. You’ve just got to plug in your headphones, get to work, and hope that the beat keeps you awake.

Welcome to Voluntary Insomnia: a playlist for all-nighters. 

Above is the Spotify link. Here’s the track listing, so you can listen on whatever music platform you prefer. 

You don’t have to listen in order, but I suggest you do. There’s a crazy mix of styles and genres in there, and I mixed them together to keep one particular type from getting boring, and to sprinkle the really powerful ones throughout. Also, its got a nice little interlude right in the middle.

What is this playlist good for?

This playlist is to keep you awake when you want to be anything but. I called it “a playlist for all-nighters”, but it’s useful for any situation in which you have to stay awake. This isn’t a playlist to help you focus when you’re working or studying- it can get your energy up so that you can get yourself back into a state where you can focus, though. 

Enjoy.

Never ignore

PLEASE HELP SAVE MY LIFE.

This may be ignored by many many people, but please if you run across this take a second to stop and look at this. 

I am currently fighting a serve life threatening bacteria in my intestine. It has become much worse after a month of what I thought was recovery. I am truely worried this is how I will go, but I am too young to die. I am not ready to go. I am fighting daily a mass amount of pain, fatigue, and can just see myself slowly fading away. I am trying my best to stay strong and figure out what is all wrong with me but that requires so much more testing.  

Currently I have no insurance and can no longer afford more treatments or procedures. However I know it has become much worse and all I could possibly ask for is you to reblog this post. I am 10,000+ dollars in debt from medical bills and severely need more testing done but just cant afford to do so. 

PLEASE take a second to look at my donations page and read my full story:

HELP SAVE MY LIFE, PLEASE. (CLICK HERE FOR MY FULL STORY)

And I know many people also cant financially afford to donate, but a simple reblog to spread the word would mean the world to me. Thankyou again, I really apprecaite and love you all. 

PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE TO HELP SPREAD MY STORY. I really would appreciate it beyond words. <3

probably

*group is tied up somewhere ready to die*

killer: any last words?

10k: *clears throat*

warren:

doc:

addy:

murphy:

killer:

10k: El Caminooooo