Everyone In The Crew Had A Fallback Plan In Case Shit Went South. Michael Would Be An Electrician, Jack

Everyone in the crew had a fallback plan in case shit went south. Michael would be an electrician, Jack always wanted to work in radio, and Gavin would be a cameraman on films. Jeremy mentioned something about how he went to school for animation and Ryan perked up and went “Hey, me too!”

When someone asks Trevor what his fallback plan was, he shrugs and goes “I got my degree in aerospace engineering” and everyone stops to look at him.

“Aerospace engineering?”

“Yeah.”

“Like… like rocket science?”

“Yeah.”

“You can make rockets and here you are, doing crime?”

“C'mon, when’s the last time NASA was funded? If anything, I made a completely reasonable career choice.”

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8 years ago

Michael Jones calling Gavin “baby” in the Outlast 2 Play Pals Reblog if u agree

8 years ago
HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 
HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 
HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 
HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 

HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 

Here are some articles confirming these plans that go against trump’s future presidency

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8 years ago

Cashton Fics

Okay, we all know that it is very hard to find quality Cashton fan fictions (one shots or long books) , so here are my faves and recommendations: 

Long Books: 

I usually don’t read long books but here are my faves: 

Owned : This one is a BDSM kind of story but it involves more fluff than smut, it is well written and also very entertaining to read and I, myself have read it twice.

Paper Planes : SO POWERFUL AND JUST READ IT, IT’S ALSO INSPIRED BY A DISNEY MOVIE JUST READ THIS.

the killer order : Intense, just wow. Very triggering and sexual but I love it, read this if you are not sensitive.

President’s Son : Plot twist, not sure if you are ready for this. 

SKYPE :  I love stories like this, mainly texting and stuff. One of my faves. 

Bus Stop : One sentence story, LOVE, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU NEED TO READ THIS. 

We Are Gold, You Are Fire: A BOOK ABOUT CASHTON’S ADVENTURES THIS IS MY SHIT, ALSO SMUT, GOOD SMUT. JUST READ IT DAMN.

One Shots: 

Ghostbusters :  This is probably my favorite thing in the world, this is the best thing in the world. I’m so shook about this, I wanna thank the person who wrote this. 

Sodales : I honestly love soulmate stuff and I love this ass well, THIS INVOLVES MUKE SO

i wanna sleep next to you (all i wanna do) : Based on Troye Sivan’s Blue Neighbourhood, fuck yes. MIGHT BE TRIGGERING BUT STILL CUTE. 

photo :  Smut, interesting, very indeed. 

i could be your one desire : Bottom!Ashton but it’s good to try new things so why not.

the way I’ve been lovin’ you : This is so good, cute, funny and sexual at the same time, I love this.

8 years ago

SHINee’s Taemin Tries Really, Really Hard To Hype Up Onew’s Cooking Skills - e.kang, soompi

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SHINee’s Taemin is nothing but truthful.

During his appearance on the March 13 episode of Olive TV’s “Cook & Order” (tentative title), SHINee’s Onew prepared a special video featuring his fellow member Taemin.

Taken while they were on tour in Japan, the video showed the youngest member trying his hardest to say good things about Onew’s cooking abilities, even if Onew kept shooting himself in the foot.

Taemin started off by mentioning that Onew had once made paella, a Spanish rice dish, for him, when Onew suddenly disses himself and said, “You tasted raw rice that time, didn’t you?”

Taken aback by the sudden self-attack, Taemin truthfully, and hilariously, replied, “I really can’t forget it. It had its own charm, and I’ve eaten a lot of delicious food, but the food Onew made for me was very new and unique.”

It didn’t end there, as Onew claimed that his knife skills were exceptional because he’s “never hurt his hands.” Of course, he immediately followed up with, “Because I haven’t used knifes very often.”

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Honest Taemin tried to turn the situation around once more and compliment Onew’s cooking skills.

“Seasoning, the taste, things like these…,” Taemin started off, before he amusingly confessed, “It’s really hard, trying to say positive things. It feels like I’m trying to squeeze [water] out of a dry rag.”

While Onew’s cooking abilities were later put to the test, at least he can always count on Taemin to say good things! 

watch here!

8 years ago
Fake AH Crew Aesthetic: No Church In The Wild
Fake AH Crew Aesthetic: No Church In The Wild
Fake AH Crew Aesthetic: No Church In The Wild
Fake AH Crew Aesthetic: No Church In The Wild
Fake AH Crew Aesthetic: No Church In The Wild
Fake AH Crew Aesthetic: No Church In The Wild

Fake AH Crew Aesthetic: No Church in the Wild

Rome wasn’t built in a day, but Los Santos wasn’t Rome. Sure, taking the city would take time, but Ramsey was no pushover and he was convinced this city would be his one day. Of course there would be trials to overcome, like the rabble rioting in the streets below, led by a commanding woman for the people. There were also whispers of a mercenary sent to end his reign before it even began, but Ramsey wasn’t worried. He would have it all, no matter the cost.  Blood, sweat, tears, and two new allies later, Ramsey was finally at the top. He had control. He had it all. But there was one thing the Kingpin didn’t consider… His city was home to the Lads, and they don’t really like to be controlled.

8 years ago
The Vagabond And The Golden Boy? Oh No, They’re More Dangerous Than You Would Think. See, They Egg

The Vagabond and the Golden Boy? Oh no, they’re more dangerous than you would think. See, they egg each other on; if there was even the slightest hint of restraint left in the Vagabond, it vanishes around the Golden Boy. And with an attack dog like the Vagabond at his heels, the Golden Boy becomes wilder, cockier, and crueler. Those two together? You run.

8 years ago

(ive been thinking of @fahchaus ’s Midas!Gavin all day so spare me a few moments to ramble about her fucking amazing contrast to the myth)

Midas’ gift was given from the god of madness, the god of wine, the god of the blinding rage in battle. A gift reluctantly given, handed down from a promise, from a helping hand. From Dionysus. Gavin’s Dionysus might not be from Olympus but he’s still the controller of madness, the leader of followers who will tear people apart at his word. I’m talking about Geoff of course, the Fakes own master of alcohol and destruction.

Geoff had inadvertently given Gavin his gift; a crew to work for, a crew to destroy for, a crew that led to his lovers, and of course lots and lots of riches to fuel this child whose eyes trailed everything shiny. Geoff who half raises Gavin, guiding him into the lifestyle, handing Gavin a gun and a target to shoot at and giving him a proud smile as he rips the target to shreds. Its because of Geoff that Gavin learned how to perfect his aim for destruction, learned how to bring gold to his fingertips.

Its ultimately because of Geoff when Gavin becomes Midas. Ultimately his fault for introducing Gavin to Michael then Lindsay and leading to him meeting Meg. Ultimately Geoff’s fault for their deaths, not directly of course but if Gavin never met Geoff this never would’ve happened. Its Geoff who grows fearful when he sees whats become of the gift that he had not even realized he had given Gavin. That powerful destruction, the gold, the empire that was now his to rule, to play with, to paint a cold lifeless gold.

But this Dionysus can’t take back the gift. Only pray to be spared from the sparkling, golden horror left behind.

6 years ago

Fellas is it gay

MINHO LITERALLY TRIED TO ASK JISUNG IF HE LIKED HIM IN A ROMANTIC WAY

minho: do you…like me but like do you like me in that way or… jisung hella confused:……what sort of way should i like you hyung? what? minho completely flustered: ahhh so….i don’t really know *awkward laughing from both of them* minho: i know it but i don’t know how to actually express it *jisung bursts into a song and minho joins*

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