Masterlist

Michael: “Luke was naked in a classroom.” Luke: “That never happened.” Calum: “It happened.” Ashton: “It happened, we have photo evidence.”

HE’S SO EMBARRASSED 

WHDBDJSJSHHSBXJS

pRETTY GIRL WhATS  YOUR NAMe WHATS YoUR NUmbEr

I want bromance like this 😢

5sos + incorrect quotes

SLFL: Dublin - The Man Who Can’t Be Moved by the Script - 4/26 [x]

So cute omg

Muke & Cashton Christmas edition🎄🎅 @5sos I’m back or my new drawings yaassssssss Merry Christmas my loves❤️

Tan in every Queer Eye episode:

WTF TINY CHILD

THIS IS MINE DONT STEAL IT ILL CHOP UR TITTIES OFF BUT LOOK HOW SMOL

Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.

damn Calum’s morning voice