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*facepalm*

damn mom! 

fucks sake

Feel ya guys

😢😢😢 happy Birthday @ all this Time https://www.instagram.com/p/B95810LlMKaMoMI1W0mvcm4PeVH0JFLGiYeWLw0/?igshid=1cqvkswwfw85a

See ya

Shoushin Otoko ni Haru no Arashi

Dont say it just reblog

Favorite Anime of the Decade (2010s) 

so i did a presentation for a party and here it is...

i wanted people to think it was innocent so…

^ this is when my guy friend A was like: “Oh he’s hot. i’m not crazy right? he’s fucking hot???” and we all started talking about his lips

^this is when my friend T said she got a nose bleed and we all cracked up saying that Eddie Brock was too hot and gave her a nose bleed bc she got too horny. we applauded her. (the pictures are gifs btw)

^at this point my friend M said: CAN YOU IMAGINE THE VENOM DICK? like WOW!

to which friend T promptly smacked M on his head

and then friend A said: “can we talk about the Venom dick?”

this is when the whole room applauded and my friend Y, who was presenting, screamed “MONSTER FUCKER”

M: “PROFESSOR. THE RED DOESN’T REALLY WORK, I CAN’T READ.”

K: “that’s because you’re color blind!”

T: “THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU MICHAEL IT’S ABOUT VENOM AND HIS DICK.”

^i’d like to acknowledge these had transitions so all these things showed up separately and my already Chaotic and Horny friends saw this picture and immediately all said “LOOK AT THAT TONGUE. WHAT THAT TONGUE DO???” before the text showed up and… that’s all. i just need you to know that

T: I’ve still never seen this move.

A: Oh i’ve never seen it either… but DAMN is he hot.

M: Oh… that’s kinda fair though. like, I forgot about this, that kinda makes sense….

B: wait what the FUCK????????????

T: is there a way to pause the frame bc i’m pretty sure she slipped tongue in first

M: wait, isn’t that Venom that slipped tongue in first???

All: YES.

M: it can go ALL the way down his esophagus

K: THAT’S THE POINT.

M: ………. hot.

A: *whispering* I feel very different to where I’ve ever felt before…..

M: wait like straight up???? WACK woah….. i like it.

K: this looks like EVERYTHING on tumblr.

Me: Yeah, I got a LOT of this from tumblr.

A: did you MAKE this????

me: I did make this!

A: …. it’s killer.

this is where my friend A spits his fucking vodka or tequila or whatever ALL over the couch. all over it.

M: man i’m turned on right now

everyone cracking up and my presenter friend is on the ground crying laughing

T: MAN DOWN. THERE HAVE BEEN CASUALTIES.

Presenter Y: anyway they have sex

T: WATCH THE TEETH???

K: Wowwww….. they really greenlighted that…

K: This is just hentai.

M; and i’m STILL into it!

Presenter Y: Ohmygod we’re bonded just like MARRIAGE???

K: wow they REALLY greenlighted that!

(my poor sweet friend M still running around frantically trying to save the couch from staining bc of A spitting his drink all over it)

K: Bro, better than ANY romance… is this a fan comic?

Me: NO this is real, isn’t this crazy?

K: bro they really greenlighted that!

Presenter D: they also have a fucking KID? they do????

K: :O

M: Wait…. how does that work?

T: is this fucking mpreg?????

me: YES he gives fucking birth to aliens

K: I… am amazed. this is incredible.

*a desperate attempt to understand symbiote pregnancy ensues*

K: Maybe Venom’s the one that gets pregnant.

D: no i don’t think Venom’s the one that gets pregnant

T: So, Tom Hardy does?

D: Yes!

M: So how does tom Hardy get pregnant?

K: Mpreg!

M: *thrown into existential crisis* oh i haven’t heard that word in a few years….

T: HENTAI?!?!

K: thank you so much for making this. I have been enlightened

A: wowwwwww………….

Presenter Y: Splap?

T: it’s very wet.

M: I love how you cited your actual source

K: we love it!!!! A plus!!

and that is that on that, i converted a whole room of people that Venom and Eddie are in love canonically and i needed everyone to see it. also know that i had transitions and shit too, they’re just not able to be shown here but they’re there.

love y’all, buh bye

@felinalain​, @lmtyl​ ~♥

Fanfiction

Hux has a bad dream and Kylo is there for him. for the @kyluxpositivity​ week - day 3: hurt/comfort | touch starved. i put these two prompts together in one short fic.  Wordcount: 354  Warnings: fluff, angst, mentions of cutting, self harm  Masterlist

Czytaj dalej

Adam Drver is Ky Ren / Ben Solo in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker

“What’s New York like”

Me:

HOLLY!

My ships XD

Tintin x Haddock — #Haddotin

Haddock x Chester — #Hach

Haddock x Szut — #Szuha

François de H. x Rackam — #Rackfran

Alcazar x Tintin — #Alcatin

Tintin x Tchang — Tchangtin

Tintin x the villains :

* Tintin x Mitsuhirato —# Mittin

* Tintin x Sakharine — #Sakhatin

* Tintin x Müller — #Mültin

* Tintin x Allan — #Alltin

* Tintin x Sponsz — Spontin

* Tintin x Rastapopoulos — Rastin

* Tintin x Colonel Boris/Jorgen - #Jorgtin

* Haddock x Allan — Haddall

The villains x the villains

Tom x Allan — #Tomall

Allan x Sakharine — #Alsak/ Sakahllan

Rastapopoulos x Allan — #Rastal

Ramon x Alonzo — #Raalon

Müller x Ivan —- Müvan

Colonel Alvarez x Sponsz — #Alspon

Alcazar x Tapioca — #Alta

Sponsz x Alvarez — #Spalva

Jorgen x Wolff — #Wojo

@ufficiosulretro: Here they are, the long-ago-promised bonus (and softly nsfw) pages from the comic “No One Else” that @lilized and I came up with for the Reaper76 Week. Settled between Day 6 and 7, it shows what happened the night that John “Jack” (and now also Francis) Morrison decided to join the SEP. SEPTember is almost over but I’m glad I managed to finish it in time for the event. @lilized is working on a fan fiction that it’s actually a sequel to this and for what I’ve read so far, it’s beautiful <3 @lilized: It was supposed to be ONE nsfw page, I don’t know what happened.

Who’s happy to see Robin and John again? I am! Hope everyone had a good SEP-tember :D

(Yes, I’m still writing, but I THINK I’ll manage to finish bt October the 5th which is after all the end of the event, fingers crossed.)

Uncertain flame of hope I found Will you lead me back on the right track?

Lio Fotia ✧ リオ・フォーティア

Touch. 

Can you imagine if hanzo could kagebunshin

Flufffyyyy

I. Want. To. Kiss. The. BABIE!!!

have u ever seen a man so beautiful u started crying?

itsthighnoon replied to your post “itsthighnoon replied to your post: everything is…”

all i want for christmas is the forbidden hanzo lore blizzard please. is he doing okay??? is he still that bitch??? i have questions mr kaplan i know hes youre favorite shimada

he’s been MIA for almost 3 years

IT’S TIME

Awwww I love them soooo much

Just How?!!

REBLOG DA FROG

Reblog the Frog.

venom booping eddie’s nose when they first talk face to face reblog if u agree

Hanzo, seeing McCree on a horse: I'm gonna ride that.

Genji: The horse? I thought you hated horses.

Hanzo: I'm not talking about the horse.

Genji: Brother, no!

Hanzo, climbing past the fence: Brother, yes.

Based on that one crazy video. 

This is what happens when we are starved for any kind of content…

Anne: How did you guys get in a car crash?

Venom: Well, there was a deer in the road and this idiot didn't see it, so I said "Eddie, deer!"

Anne: And?

Venom: Do you want to tell her what you said or should I?

Eddie:

Eddie, sighing: I said "Yes, honey?"