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living in a detached house and hearing the doctor who theme through the walls was not on my bucketlist but ok

Soap is that you??

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

(with poorly disguised wonder and awe) my mutuals can sexualize anything

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

"Anti kink this" "Anti kink that" my brother in Christ you are so obsessed with what people are doing in the bedroom it comes off as voyeurism

If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.

It's a fucking trap.

I will elaborate shortly.

tell your girl she's hot or i will

who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid

Just hit my head on the wall (accidentally) and then glared at the wall like it was its fault

I apologised after dw