j3libeanz

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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again fiction readers don’t want to read about realistic relationships they want to read about dubcon in a country house library with a mysterious baroness

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

The whole world now seems to mostly just be sensory terrorism

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

Me: ooh a new follower. Who could it be I wonder?

Pornbot: hello

i think my friends and i are flirting platonically but GOD msybe not

Some may call it cringe, i call it whimsy✨

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

it genuinely bewilders me how some people are just utterly unwilling to beleive that someone might be undiagnosed and neurodivergent

Trans men are handsome

That’s it. That’s the post. I’m not going to name specific types of trans men because every single one is handsome and I’m very happy they exist

I’m bisexual which means I like women, Simon Ghost Riley and Johnny Soap MacTavish

living in a detached house and hearing the doctor who theme through the walls was not on my bucketlist but ok

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

Bird Watching

Construction Worker!Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x single mom!reader

‘Birds of a feather,

We should stick together, I know,

I said I’d never,

Think I wasn’t better alone’

Part one (2.3k words)

Part two (2.4K words)

Part three (3.6k words)

Part four (coming soon)

Main Masterlist

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

my breasts look sublime! #beyourownpervyoldman

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

hey just a few points since this place is growing:

if you see bots account under my posts (or anyone's for that matter), do not interact. There's a few kinds like porn bots (most often), donation bots and rage bait bots, don't reply don't message them. BLOCK and report.

if you're new here to Tumblr, welcome! Change the default icon to literally anything else, put your age in your bio, something like "adult" or "minor" is enough if you're not comfortable in putting your age number. Also, reblog at least one or two things into your blog as a start, tumblr is meant to use to reblog things, you can read more why here.

A lot of blog here has mdni (minors do not interact), that's why the previous point is highly recommended. If you interact with a blank account you're very likely going to get block by the author.

"I followed some blogs, but why am I seeing posts that are a few days ago and not the newest thing?" change what you want to see on your feed in the settings, read more here.

The tumblr faq site has some cool tips to read.

Want to see mature content? you can enable “Show mature content” in your account settings, but this is only available on the web and android app.

Use tags! AND USE THEM APPROPRIATELY! If your post shows 2 characters, then tag those characters, you can learn how to tag by seeing other artist/blog's posts and use similar ones. Do not tag a "popular" tag for the sake of getting higher engagement, you do that and you might get blocked by others.

You can also make your own tags so you can easily find back your posts on your blog (example, I use "gummmyart" for all my art content, it also serves as a filter for others if they're just here for doodles")

Want to find back something you made but it's way too long ago? You can try to find it through "View Archive" which catalogues the things you reblogged and made, as long as you remember which tag you used and the month you'll be able to find it back, most of the time (sometimes they might not show up...idk why tho)

Fun fact! If you're on mobile, long press the heart icon :3

Use the "read more"/"keep reading" if you have a long post! It's the last icon after the poll icon whenever you make a new post. This make sure when someone reblog your post, they don't have to scroll like 4 minutes to go to another post xD You can adjust where to put the "read more" options by clicking on the left of the line with the 4 dots icon.

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?