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noncon, but he’s so apologetic during it that it makes it even worse.
oh yeah lets all ignore the weird and off-putting mid girl. idiots
regulus definitely has sharp canines and james thinks it’s the hottest thing ever
the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves
canceled my prime membership today
gonna close tumblr app and start writing now. #The Horror
(with poorly disguised wonder and awe) my mutuals can sexualize anything
when you don't have an inner child or inner demons, just an inner sentient clump of dryer lint, and you're both too tired to be dealing with each other rn
That perfect moment when you watch something and realise it's going to be your new hyperfixation for the next several months
I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful
i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it
*ao3 taking too long to load*
*sighs*
*opens tumblr*
Soap is a pervert this. No, Soap is a hopeless romantic that. Well what if he’s both. Utterly and completely in love with his woman, so in love that he can’t help BUT be perverted when it comes to her. Yes he comes home with flowers, but while you’re bending over to smell them he’s humping your ass, getting off to you absolutely loving the flowers. He takes you to your favorite restaurant on your anniversary, the atmosphere all romantic and intimate. He’s staring at you like you placed the very stars in the sky, his voice a little shaky as he rattles on about how beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you. Your eyes are dewy from his little speech and he can’t help but chub up a bit because he loves how you look when you cry. He drops to his knees as he’s done plenty of times before, taking your hands as he looks at you. There’s a ring in his pocket and a pair of your worn panties in the other.
A/N: abrupt ending I literally just had to get this out my head 😭
"Ao3 will be down for three hours for a scheduled maintainance."
You should've just killed me.
thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself
if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave
at the end of the day im just a boy who wants to be held by big muscular arms
women in STEM (supervillainy, treachery, evilness, malevolence)
Okay but it's fun being a horny freak online
regulus supported all of barty’s rights and wrongs but the moment he found out that barty let a house elf take the blame for his fuck up and get fired, it was on sight
Do you really think it's fair of you to hate your parents for making you exist?
I think everyone should hate my parents for making me exist.
Need him in a way that is deeply unholy probably illegal and rotting my soul
every david tennant character is legally required to be two things:
very gay
very sad
My baby's all grown up <3
Series is in progress! Requests and asks are open!
Street Mouse Stowaway Watch Your Step Trinkets and Doo-Dads Sick Days Bumps and Bruises Mouse Trap Sleepless Nights Under The Stars Home Clumsy Corporals Rat in the Mouse Cage The Aftermath Escape Plans The Apology Song Home is Where the Mouse is