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Excellent points, but I feel like the key word here is PREPARED. 

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

Merry Christmas from me and cookie Sailor Jupiter. 

I'm pretty sure this was filmed on location, but the colors are so dull for some reason. Surely Thailand is more gorgeous than this.

About time Tommy gets some romantic action.

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The cuts between this awkward elevator scene and INTENSE ACTION are cracking me up.

Natasha Avengers quotes

 “Are you kidding? I'm working.”

“Where is Barton now?”

“There was quite the buzz around here, finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon. Did he ask you to sign his Captain America trading cards yet?”

“Don't. Don't do that to yourself, Clint. This is Loki. This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for.”

“This is just like Budapest all over again. “

“I - I don't see how that's a party.”

john mulaney played spider-ham because he’s horny for death. 

I love her.

Capt. Monica Rambeau in S.W.O.R.D gear (WandaVision, 2021)

Family of Sunisa Lee of Team USA celebrate after she won gold in the Women’s Artistic Gymnastics All-Around Final on Day 6 of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games at the Ariake Gymnastics Centre on July 29, 2021 (Source: Getty Images)

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise