"Do You Understand The Violence It Took To Become This Gentle?"

he's thinking abt me btw

pose from horikoshi's hawks official art (i take no credit ‼️)

look at what you did karina you ruined a perfectly good househusband he has depression now

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

Reffering to bertholdt as a 'God of Destruction' is my favorite thing ever when you consider he looks like he'd be on the student council

You know. While I do appreciate the headcannon that Odysseus and Penelope had absolutely sick nasty sex as soon as he got home, my opinion is actually that they went straight to bed and slept through the night and well into the next day, getting the best sleep either of them has gotten in 20 years.

Because like. We know why Odysseus would need to rest finally after being in the Trojan war and then being hunted by gods and monsters for the next ten years.

But Penelope.

Penelope was home. Waiting, and then she was told the Trojan war is over and Odysseus should be home any day. And then months passed and then that turned to years. And now suitors are claiming her husband is dead and she needs to choose someone else. And at first they’re polite about it but then they grow increasingly…not so polite about it.

Odysseus was battling monsters, yes. But Penelope lived with them. I imagine she spent every night sleeping lightly, knife in hand and facing her bedroom door—maybe not sleeping at all. She wouldn’t be able to stop all of them but she wouldn’t go down without a fight.

And nearly ten years passes like that.

And then Odysseus finally makes it back and all the suitors are dead. Yeah, fucking him is nice but holy shit she needs to fucking sleep.

Portrait of my favorite AoT character, my dear and discreet guy: Bertholdt ❤️

ok uh i posted a chatfic which will have a light plot but if you’re not into them just ignore its existence on my profile i have a guilty pleasure for them im sorry 😭

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63453226

also it’s just my humour. i’m a 16 year old girl so take that with what u will lmfaooo but tbf in the modern au i feel like this is how they’d all act (yes mikasa would act like this some people forget the ackerman curse doesn’t exist. i saw her in the post credits scene)

ok anyway enjoy if you want LOL

Has the whole thing with the titan-shifters aging faster been confirmed or is that still just a generally-accepted theory? Because it makes a lot of sense.

For example, the most popular evidence of this, is Reiner looking ridiculously old for his age.

Reiner at 17 ⬆️

Reiner at 21 ⬆️

Thats absolutely ridiculous. He looks 26 in the first photo and like 40 in the second. Next piece of evidence being Zeke, of course.

He's around 28 at this point, but looking significantly older.

And I've had people say "well bertholdt still looks 17!" Yeah, his face maybe but let's ignore the fact he is 6"4 and had a fully-developed Adam's apple at TWELVE

Idk i think since there isn't much to go off of with the female warriors, that causes some doubts but I guess I'll see

reibert x sanrio ⭐❤️