It’s True That Those Are Some Great Ones

ooooooh this is a fun idea.

the real question is who would be their go-to characters?

imo, i think that it’d be:

sulu: colonel mustard

chekov: mr. green

kirk: mrs. peacock

spock: professor plum

Sulu, Chekov, and Kirk would all play Clue and force Spock to play with them.

k/s is that ship where at first you don’t ship it but understand it, then you start feeling the ship and then, before you realize it, the two have taken over your thoughts, mind and maybe life.

I don’t even have a caption for this help me help me there are gay people in my head and they won’t leave

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

If someone said "Jim Kirk was a little boy before he was an adult" it's like "yeah??? Duh?? That's how aging works?"" but then if someone said "Jean Luc Picard was a little boy before he was an adult" it's like "no I don't believe it, he emerged from the womb as a miniature middle aged man"

Is it a normal, common thing in society to badly say shows, movies, books, etc. that you you like?

For example:

Star Trek: The Original Series = Stork Track/Trick: The OG Cereal

Warrior Cats = War Kit

Heartstopper = Heartstomper

Animal Jam Classic: Animal Yam Click

it’s quite literally spock.

i can’t watch a single episode with him getting romantically involved with a woman without feeling pure confusion.

characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay

HOMOSEXUALITY WAS INWENTED IN RUSSIA

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This is amazing. I wish I was there to experience that!

i saw some very creative spongebob roleplayers in animal jam. i took 4 billion screenshots.

Congratulations!!

me mentally: these characters have a relationship that cannot be defined by any one thing and reaches throughout the narrative and is so woven into their characters that trying to force it under one label would be inaccurate and doing it a disservice.

me out loud: idk man they're fuckin gay

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