I’m Sobbing Because Of 765874: Unification. There Was No Dialogue But Everything Spoke For Itself And

i had a bad day so THIS was the exact type of thing I needed to learn about lol

I'M LOSING MY MIND what is the point of "dig in there mr. spock" ? why did they write that??? spock regularly gives jim massages? in public? on the bridge???WHAT? whY? why does he stop her when he realizes it's NOT spock???? it's somehow more professional that way?! was it for laughs?? IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!! WHY!!!!

heathers x star trek is an insane crossover

Sarek in The Search For Spock

and then i go and spoil it all by sayin’ somethin’ stupid like “did you know that star trek ii: the wrath of khan’s original title was ‘the vengeance of khan’ but they changed it because it was too similar to star wars’ ‘revenge of the jedi’ who ended up being ‘return of the jedi’ instead. thank you again so much for getting me i am spock i loved the book so much and learned about that fact in the book” “i love you”

thank goodness for daydreaming because the fact that this DOES NOT exist is a crime.

I really wish that instead of rehashing the same characters AGAIN that Paramount would give us a TOS-verse spin-off sequel Star Trek: Nepotism where the New Triumvirate(tm) are Spirk's adopted daughter Captain Saavik & First Officer Joanna McCoy (they have a painfully homoerotic tension at all times) feat. CMO David Marcus (reconned back to life).

Demora Sulu is helmswoman and her father is very proud. Pavel's son, Anton Chekov the career politician, who gets like one (1) canon mention, is a recurring character who keeps on getting stuck on the boat during the shenanigans for ever more contrived reasons.

Uhura's protégé is on comms & he fills McCoy's former roll as The Voice of Reason and Distress. He can always be seen shaking his head in the background of every shot on the bridge desperately muttering "Inshallah we will survive this."

The chief engineer is a flaming Irish redhead, Siobhan, who is of no relation to Scotty despite their identical auras and is the only non-nepobaby among the ranking officers but everyone thinks she's his niece no matter how many times she insists she has no idea who tf they're talking about and that Ireland and Scotland are two different places.

The boat isn't even the flagship, it's like the USS Cerritos doing minor missions at best that they still manage to nearly botch 50% of the time. The Original Cast are phoned in for air support on occasion for nostalgia bait like:

Saavik, clearly distressed over something stupid: such challenges we face in the darkness...what would my fathers say? Anton, the reasonable one: Dude just call them, I saw them in San Fran like. Last week. They're probably doing luxury gay space pilates right now. Saavik, solemnly: ...sometimes I can still hear their voices....

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Episodes that won so hard they automatically get to go to the finale under the cut:

Amok Time Here & Here

The Doomsday Machine Here & Here

admiral kirk anthrocon adventure

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