We've All Got That One Homie Who Isnt Making It To Gold Morning

i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

i am being intensely psychologically tortured right now

Sometimes I think about capes discovering their powers. Like was Jack just cutting vegetables one day and went "OH SHIT"? Did Uber think he was just suddenly really good at everything? Has he figured it out yet? Does someone need to tell him?

rachel, i wish you were born a boy

The reason Noelle was so angry as Echidna is because she had to play tank, dps, and support all at once

come on man

Nothing worse than going to take a drink from a bottle only to realize you haven't taken the lid off yet like god damn I'm not that down bad for water

Sylvester would have loved Among Us...

“Is the ‘fuck you’ growing on you too?  Go fuck yourself with the business end of a broken bottle, yeah?” Sidepiece retorted.  She turned to Rain, “And while I’m at it, fuck you, kid killer.  You think she didn’t mention that detail?  I hope you shared with your team.” “I did, actually,” Rain said. “Did you share all the gory details, kid killer?  Did you tell them about her having to watch her daughter’s face get cracked open on a table every time it’s her night?” “Yeah.  I explained some of that pretty early on.” “Then fuck you, that’s secret identity shit, you asshole.  You act like you’re all for the rules and then you share that stuff?  Fuck you.” “I left out the details pertinent to-” “Then fuck you for leaving out details and not owning up to every last bit of it!” Sidepiece said.

I like her :D

i love that as like early as 14.3 Taylor’s fiending for that back alley second trigger from panacea. girlie’s a fucking junkie. finds out where powers come from in the brain and her immediate response is “okay amy. lobotomize me.”