Keter43 - Not A Fan Of Wildbow

Illustration by LinaLeez

i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

i have a theory that jerma and weird al yankovic were raised in the exact same kind of environment with one singular minor difference. theres just something so intrinsic to both of them that cannot be described. my hypothesis is that weird al can see shrimp colors and jerma can only see in greyscale

you know, it's funny that Skitter didn't even try any other bug themes in her costume design phase? it was just "black and grey, yellow lenses with mandibles. oh no I look like a villain, too late to change ig." girl just spray-paint your shoulder pads red and add black circles. wear evenly spaced yellow belts. weevil snout. do SOMETHING.

Reblog if think trans people are neato

rachel, i wish you were born a boy

Just outside the [ANGEL]'s line of sight,

two puppets recognize each other.

Nothing worse than going to take a drink from a bottle only to realize you haven't taken the lid off yet like god damn I'm not that down bad for water