I Don't Know Why I Stay Up Literally All The Time Even Tho I'm Tired. It Only Leads To Me Feeling Like

Guys this is gonna be the Year of the Twig I can feel it.

Me (God's drunkest soldier) being pulled over by a police officer (agent of the demiurge): Oh god, oh god, what do I do.

Bonesaw Tulpa in the backseat: if you cut out his eyes he can't see you committing any crimes :)

Anthropomorphic handgun in my glove compartment: Pull me out, little missy, and we can deal with this Debby downer together.

Amy dallon fumo on the dashboard: KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

come on man

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

Just outside the [ANGEL]'s line of sight,

two puppets recognize each other.

Punching myself for not including Ratcatcher in the hottest Ward Woman poll. She easily tops all these other losers

Riley is on her redemption arc, leaving Bonesaw in the past!

She's going to undo her past surgical horrors, right?

Right?

um… moonsong?? why is ur name red on shinigami eyes?