Suggestion: Never Say That Again

Suggestion: never say that again

what if 80s ford decided that the only sure-fire way to stop bill from opening the portal would be to kill himself

but he's not suicidal. he doesn't want to die. the thought of death terrifies him, obviously, just as it would terrify anyone else. but he's thought through every possible scenario and this is the only way to keep bill out of their dimension. as long as ford's alive, there's a chance his eyes could be used to get past the retinal scanner. once he's dead, it'll be impossible. doesn't matter if bill can posses corpses - the eyes will still be wrong just like any time bill possessed him while he was alive. and he doubts that his clouded-over corpse eyes could open the lock either (he shudders at the thought)

I just have this mental image of him holding a gun to his head while shaking and crying and trying to tell himself that there's no other option but oh god he doesn't want to die. but he has to. it's either him or the entire world. and that's one hell of a trolley problem, but to ford there's only one right answer to that one, even if it's an unpleasant answer. he has to do it. just pull the trigger and let the portal stay locked up forever and eventually forgotten. it's the only way to fix his potentially world-ending fuckup

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

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kid-in-th3-k0rn3r

1 month ago

I'VE BEEN ROMANCING A NON RAMANTISIBLE CHARACTER IN STARDEW VALLY FOR THREE HOURS PLEASE GOD KILL ME

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stardew valley fuck you pierre I didn't want to romance you anyway 😒

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kid-in-th3-k0rn3r

3 weeks ago

NEVER MIND

Oops I just binged 4 books in a week, guess I'm in a new fandom now.

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like seriously I looked up the most popular ships and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is hayyfie they had absolutely NO chemistry This is why I don't join fandom my friends arnt in alchoholism isn't fucking the preppy bitch (I love both characters but still)

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kid-in-th3-k0rn3r

4 weeks ago

I feel for you, recently lost a cat to cancer :(

Attention gravity falls enjoyers! I am opening emergency writing commissions because my cat needs meds and I’m poor!

I can write anything Gravity Falls-centric; AU, ship, NSFW, etc. I’m an English Lit masters student and I type 105 words per minute; you will have quality work within just a few days of commissioning and it’s for a very good cause 🥺

Deets under cut

I will charge 1 cent per word, with a $10 minimum. So:

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Attention Gravity Falls Enjoyers! I Am Opening Emergency Writing Commissions Because My Cat Needs Meds

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kid-in-th3-k0rn3r

1 month ago

THANK YOU

I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.

sharing the knowledge

very helpful art resource

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art art tips colors color theory A R T

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kid-in-th3-k0rn3r

1 week ago

Mabel has a crippling Energy Drink addiction. She has about 5 monsters in a day. It’s to compensate for her undiagnosed ADHD.

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gravity falls monster mabel pines monster energy energy drink <- prev what do you think mabel juice is? weird unholy combo of 10 different energy drinks‚ actual glitter‚ and plastic dinosaurs drink it if you dare auadhd mabel pines

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kid-in-th3-k0rn3r

1 month ago

How do I un-meli my tonin

TFW you played Stardew valley till 12, took your meds with a sip of soda, and now have to do two pages of work that are due tomorrow :)

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do your homework ig? i need to get this work done 😭 fuck the melatonin chicken in no more coherent thoughts till it wears off Tfw you kill yourself

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kid-in-th3-k0rn3r

1 month ago

I keep bouncing between non functional gay ships to another non functional gay ship.

Like excuse me how have I gone from radiodust (don't ship that anymore), to billford, to maby possibly viran and arravos???

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gravity falls bill cipher stanford pines billford hazbin hotel past angel dust alastor Ford dragon prince viravos radiodust viran aravos to be absolutely clear I do not ship radiodust I was 9 and therefore can not be put on trial

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kid-in-th3-k0rn3r

1 month ago

I had to take the test twice because my first result is “cinnamon role” and I was in detention for cocking a glass door and shattering it today. Also I have tried to kill people.(it’s fine I was… 9)

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