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boy: i just masturbated lol

friend: lol me too *high five*

girl: i just masturbated lol

friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night

So I was at Dallas comic con yesterday, they had this dalek and 

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Scarlett Johansson speaks out in VOTE ad (x)

Mitt Romney’s mom jeans

Oh My God.. This is just.. Oh My GOD!!!

0:01 - Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa - “Payphone 0:03- The Wanted - “Glad You Came” 0:05 - Flo Rida - “Whistle” 0:08- Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa - “Payphone 0:10- The Wanted - “Glad You Came” 0:12- Flo Rida - “Whistle” ~0:19 0:20- Christina Aguilera - “Your Body” 0:24- Christina Aguilera - “Your Body”+ Usher - “Scream” +Ellie Goulding - “Lights”(0:27) 0:35- Ellie Goulding - “Lights” 0:39- Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull - “Dance Again” 0:42- Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull - “Dance Again” +Brown - “Don’t Wake Me Up 0:47- LMFAO - “Sorry For Party Rocking” 0:50 - Fun- “Some nights” 0:57- Kelly Clarkson- “Stronger” 1:04- Maroon 5 - “Payphone” 1:05- Far East Movement feat. Justin Bieber - “Live My Life” 1:11- Jessie J - “Domino” 1:12- Jessie J - “Domino” + Calvin Harris feat. Ne-Yo - “Let’s Go” 1:13- Calvin Harris feat. Ne-Yo - “Let’s Go” + Chris Brown - “Turn Up The Music” 1:28 -Calvin Harris feat. Ne-Yo - “Let’s Go” 1:32- Calvin Harris feat. Ne-Yo - “Let’s Go” + Maroon 5 - “One More Night” 1:42- Jessie J - “Domino” 1:44- Carly Rae Jepson - “Call Me Maybe” 1:51- P!nk - “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)” 1:58- Flo Rida feat. Sia - “Wild Ones” 2:02- Calvin Harris feat. Ne-Yo - “Let’s Go 2:03- Calvin Harris feat. Ne-Yo - “Let’s Go”+ Rita Ora - “How We Do (Party)” 2:07- Jessie J - “Domino” 2:13- “Let’s Go” 2:13- Jessie J - “Domino” (+ “We are young”) 2:29- Adele - “Set Fire To The Rain” (instr. We are young+ Brokenhearted) 2:44- Katy Perry - “Part Of Me” 3:00- Ne-Yo - “Let Me Love You “ 3:02- Demi Lovato - “Give Your Heart A Break” 3:10- Katy Perry - “Part Of Me” 3:16- Ne-Yo - “Let Me Love You “ 3:18- Demi Lovato - “Give Your Heart A Break” 3:26- Katy Perry - “Part Of Me” 3:33- Fun feat. Janelle Monáe - “We Are Young” 3:42- “We Are Young”+Katy Perry - “Wide Awake” (3:44)+ Nelly Furtado- “Big Hoops (Bigger The Better)” (3:56-4:00) 4:01- Justin Bieber - “Boyfriend” :P + Cher Lloyd - “Want U Back” (4:03) 4:22- Owl City & Carly Rae Jepson - “Good Time” 4:29- Nicki Minaj - “Starships” 4:33- “Good Time” 4:35- PSY- Gangnam Style! 4:36- Alex Clare - “Too Close” 4:40- Usher - “Climax” 4:43- Justin Bieber feat. Big Sean - “As Long As You Love Me” 4:44- Gangnam Style! 4:48-“Good Time” 4:51- Ke$ha - “Die Young” 4:55- One Direction - “What Makes You Beautiful” 4:58- “As Long As You Love Me” 4:59- PSY- Gangnam Style 5:03- “Good Time” 5:07- Rihanna - “Diamonds” + PSY- Gangnam Style 5:13- Nicki Minaj - “Pound The Alarm” 5:14- Rihanna - “Where Have You Been” 5:29- Gangnam Style! 5:43- Adele - “Skyfall” 5:46- David Guetta feat. Sia - “Titanium” 6:15- One Direction - “Live While We’re Young” 6:26- Will.I.Am feat. Eva Simons - “This is Love” 6:28- Pitbull feat. Chris Brown - “International Love” 6:30- David Guetta feat. Chris Brown & Lil Wayne - “I Can Only Imagine” 6:33- Rihanna - “Where Have You Been” 6:37- Swedish House Mafia - “Don’t You Worry Child” 6:41- Gotye feat. Kimbra - “Somebody That I Used To Know” 6:45- Enrique Iglesias feat. Sammy Adams - “Finally Found You” 7:00- Zedd feat. Matthew Koma - “Spectrum” 7:12-“Somebody That I Used To Know” 7:15- Madonna feat. M.I.A. & Nicky Minaj - “Give Me All Your Luvin’” 7:31-Good Time (instr. “Somebody that I used to know)

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