Why Are There So Many Posts About Asexuals Being Immune To Sirens. People. Sirens Don’t Lure You In

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Jongup: It’s weird that we pay money to see other humans.

Yongguk: Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

Jongup: [picking up glasses] Glasses.

reblog if you ARE AN ELF, SUPPORT ELVES, or KILLED THE ARL’S SON AT HIS OWN FRATBOT PARTY BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKBOY SHEM

the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:

The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason

the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want

this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider

a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf

a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies

an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along

an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group

a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you

a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that

A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats

And the optional:

Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

“I want a kpop group that does aggressive concepts” 

“…. But also does soft concepts…”

“… But can still keep their hard image…”

“..BUT CAN ALSO STILL BE CUTE AND SILLY….”

“.. A Group that shows their sensitive side..”

“.. BUT CAN ALSO GO PASTEL WITH FUNKY BEATS I CAN SHAKE MY BUM TOO…”

“… But also releases Japanese albums…”

“… A group that doesn’t stick to one concept…” 

“… A Group with deep meaningful lyrics and hard hitting MVs..?” 

“… A group that writes and produces their own music…”

“ A group that no matter how hard they work and how much shit they’ve gone through are still 100% for their fans and only truly care about their passions and life but still keep us updated and make sure we’re happy and continue to support us as much as we support them”

Season 1:

Ian: I'm cold.

Mickey: I can't control the weather bitch.

Season 5:

Ian: I'm cold.

Mickey: Take every jacket & blanket that I own.

Bran is the kid who doesn’t do shit in a group project and still gets an A

Can’t believe it’s been two years...

It’s hard to be positive looking at the state of the kpop industry lately, but hopefully soon our spring will come.

♥ ♥ ♥ You did well, Jonghyun, and you will always be loved  ♥ ♥ ♥

B.A.P - Rose