Latest Posts by lasagnaluvr - Page 6

he got into a fight with security on his way to the stage

Zombeh

nostalgia

r u also in quarantine?

yep! where im at they did lockdown so no leaving ur house unless its an emergency so I took a flight out 2 the south where u can at least go outside

Vote tomatt as the best Tom ship because they are attracting opossites yet they match in crucial ways, vote tomatt because they have shared childhood friendship lore, vote tomatt because they give a brilliant contrast between self loathing and obnoxiously high self-esteem, vote tomatt because they are a "grumpy guy who can't say his fast food order without stammering" and "ray of sunshine with a body count of 786" duo, vote tomatt because they thrive on being petty bitches together, vote tomatt because "the only thing you're driving is ME crazy", vote tomatt because when matt rose from the dead tom was the first person he went to for help, vote tomatt because "hey matt? you're all right." "really?🥹" "really <3", vote tomatt because they're both weird monster guys, vote tomatt because tom was the only one who cared about matt being all alone in the zombie infested train station, vote tomatt because when matt was about to die he wanted his treasured possessions to be passed on to tom, vote tomatt vote tomatt vote tomatt

Thinking about aroace edd. Life is beautiful

the collab of the century

Silly billys show and silly future show

happy new futurama season cant believe they said this

I swear to god, if US Acres had an actual fandom, the most popular ship would be Roy/Wade and you cannot change my mind.

Rooster things

NO A NEW COMFORT CHARACTER DID NOT JUST DROP NO IT DID NOT NUH UH NUH UH!! <--- LIAR JUST GOT A NEW COMFORT CHARACTER

Can we can trans tordedd,,,🫣

YES!!!!!!

I have an oc exactly like this his name is jerry and he works an office job

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

Diesel's put on weight since I started feeding him so I'm feeding him less. He's not happy about it.

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

🦐

it's that time again

here's how to make alcohol at home

recipe under the cut. it's long. I warned you.

FOREWARD:

I do not endorse regular substance abuse or at-home distillation without proper training. Don’t hit your kids. Don’t blow up your house. It’s okay to eat shit and die, like, once every three months, not every two weeks, not every weekend. If you’re doing that, there’s not much I can do to help or give in way of advice. But this recipe is not for you. And you should reconsider some stuff if you haven’t already.

That being said.

The following is my personal method for brewing beer, mead, wine, etc. I have utilized this method many times and it has worked wonderfully. I have achieved up to 15% proof. This means that the substance you create should be perfectly drinkable and safe if you follow the instructions and use your head. HOWEVER. You should be prepared to read this whole document before making anything. There are warnings and safety precautions you need to take, and I don’t want anyone to get botulism of some shit because of a shoddy recipe that doesn’t explain absolutely everything.

I also do not encourage the practice of distillation at home. This is not because it is illegal. For those unaware, distillation is the semi-complicated process of heating alcohol to produce hard liquors. While it may sound fun to make Smirnoff from home, there is a reason we do not. Alcohol is extremely flammable. You will set yourself or your valuables on fire.

Ingredients:

1 Packet ActiveDry Yeast

1 Cup Sugar or 1 Cup Sugar Equivalent*

⅔ Gallon Water

Supplies:

1 Gallon Container

1 Suitable Cork or Lid**

3-4 Ballons, Latex Gloves, or even condoms will do honestly***

IMPORTANT:

You must have a space prepared ahead of time to store the JFCB while it brews. Remember. It will stink like hell. Anyone who smells it will know it’s alcohol. Use your noggin okay

NOTES:

*

In simple terms, alcohol is created when yeast eats sugar. You can use pretty much anything sugary. Don’t use chocolate unless you want to die.

I like to use those strawberry-flavored grandma hard candies. The stuff they make is super fucking strong and tastes like god himself descended from the heavens to kick your ass. It makes what I like to call the JFCB. It’s high-proof enough to burn your throat. So, you know, try to moderate.

**

You need something to seal the container with once you’re done. Pick wisely.

***

It’s gotta be something that can form a seal around the lip of the container, but also expand like a balloon. These are some of the things I’ve found work best.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Creating the Base

Take your 1-Gallon Container and fill it with half the packet of ActiveDry yeast. You don’t need all of it. Trust me on this one.

Pour in your 1 Cup Sugar or Equivalent.

Pour in the ⅔ Gallon of Water.

Either whisk or mix vigorously. When it starts foaming, you’re done.

Stage 1

Put the Balloon/Latex/Condom over the lip of the container. Make sure it’s secure and extremely tight, but there’s plenty of room for air to fill.

Find your designated Place to Put It. This should be somewhere nobody’s gonna smell it, and also somewhere nobody’s gonna go for the next three odd months.

Set your shit down.

Wait 2-3 weeks.

Stage 2

After 2-3 weeks, the alcohol should stop emitting gas. At this point, it’s safe to cork. Don’t do it beforehand or the container will explode.

I like to put some hot glue or wax over the lip just to make sure it’s sealed extra well. I sometimes put tinfoil too. It doesn’t actually help anything, just looks fancy.

Find somewhere nice to store it. Make sure it’s right side up. Odds are you sealed it pretty poorly if it’s your first time, and you’re gonna be in deep shit if it starts to smell.

If it does, that means you corked it too early. Move it back to your Place to Put It for like a month. Recork it after that time’s up. It might be difficult, but you’re smart. You can do it. It should be good to go after that.

And there you have it. A nice bottle of…. Something?

Enjoy. Or just leave it to sit.

FAQ:

Q: I’m worried about getting botulism from this shit. Is it really safe?

A: Usually, people don’t get botulism. My rule of thumb is that if it smells like shit you should really just throw it away. If you’re really worried, I’d also recommend throwing it away. The paranoia’s not worth it.

Q: I’m a minor. Should I try this at home?

A: Probably not. I’m a minor too, so fuck’s to say what my opinion’s worth.

Q: I want to try vodka/scotch/whiskey. What should I do?

A: You should just not. Or buy it at the store. I don’t know man i’m not the all-seeing eye

Q: I’ve heard you need an airlock for this. Do you need an airlock for this?

A: Absolutely fucking not. They are feeding you airlock propaganda. You don’t need an airlock.

Repost if you’re waiting for Bing and Larry in new eddisodes

Just some friends that smile occasionally

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

I was inspired by this post from Eddsworld

There's no subtext, just.. Matt?

gay gay homosexual gay

here are the portraits for all of the characters! missing a few side characters but ill get to them when i get to them

lmfso

laughing my ass off at how much this sucks

When the pee sesh so good you start cumming!

girls :3

MY SPECIAL INTEREST (AJ) AND HYPERFIXATION COMBINED? thank you mr tomeebear04 I love you dearly

masterpiece i made of tom. the idiot fools of aj removed it. for why? love.

when did the world become such a cold place? when did censorship begin to target human emotion? must we all regulate ourselves? never free to express in fear of judgement?