Lemonpilotingmech - The Internet Took My Cookies

Meow

Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.

Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?

Cost for a reading: 2 kitty treats

Mew

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

my gamer friends says "shrimp check" every now and then to make sure we're not slouching but you know how it is im fucking stupid

Tiny hawk shredding

Moo

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)