Latest Posts by lemonpilotingmech - Page 5

Do it

Mlaw

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

Nyeh

I’ve seen fings youwu peowple wouldn’t bewieve.

Attack ships on fiwwe off da shouwdeww of Owwion.

I watched boops gwitteww in da dawwk neaww da Catgiwwl Gate.

Aww dese moments wiww be wost wike teawws in da wain.

Time to boop. UwU

Meow

"furry inflation" (2024)

Maw

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

Mau

my gamer friends says "shrimp check" every now and then to make sure we're not slouching but you know how it is im fucking stupid

Mrow

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

Mao

Meow

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

Guys 2014 is in two months

Real.

Mew

Here's some cat's in Flower crowns

Mee

How it feels to want a snack at night but you've already brushed your teeth

Nya

Meow

the tumblr experience is that you're flirting with a local trans girl for a week or two and are just about to schedule a date except then her blog gets nuked before you can add each other on discord and then the broken tumblr search makes it impossible to find her new blog

anyway uhh mae if you see this hiiiiiii 👉👈 i still really wanna go to the reptile zoo with youuuu

Mao

Cats every hours.

Mew

Here's Dean messing up the bathroom mats. As he does every morning.

Mauwg

I fuckin get it girl

Boom

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

Ma

"Aphrodite isn't attractive enough to me, so I made art 'correcting' her appearance" should be the start of a myth about the horrifying curse laid upon someone for their hubris, but in 2024 people just casually tweet it out bc they're mad at a video game

M

Me: Oh my god why is my character not moving. Is my game broken? Is my keyboard broken? What is going on??

MMO Game:

Mao

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

Meow

Mew

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

Caw

Cute birds appreciation post

Mauw

this is my epic gnome biker Skullard Jeffrey smoking a giggle cigar. hes cool and awesome and snoking the strain of morning dew off a blade of grass

=)

i finally recorded a better video of me playing nocturne op. 9 no. 2 :3