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i feel like temmie’s contribution to undertale and deltarune isn’t half as appreciated as it should be. its more toby and temmie’s joint project, her art and designs breath life into the whole shebang and it wouldn’t be Anything without her

you know how most of the things humans use as spices are poisonous or repellent to most other mammals? and you know how anything vaguely d&d inspired has dwarves being way more poison resistant than even humans?

dwarf cuisine shouldn’t be bland, it should be unimaginably spicy and potentially harmful or fatal to humans. like green potato and rhubarb leaf salad with a festive garnish of yew berries and deadly nightshade berries, that kind of thing.

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[OC] I laid out what a 5’ by 5’ square was in real life to help my players get some perspective on just how big each map square is. 

noooo, don’t be mortified by the ordeal of being known…you’re so loveable lol

The rich are getting more rich tho

the whole point of the Panini video and song is that Lil Nas X knows he’s everywhere now, and knows people are sick of him - but he also knows he’s special, and he just wants to entertain people, and if we just give him a chance, he’ll show us something beautiful.

when Skai finally stops running, he stops dancing, and switches the digital images from ads to a beautiful landscape

stop and listen. don’t let this creative, gay black kid be another one hit wonder.

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

i can’t believe i will have to keep getting older but not taller

So my brother and I were best friends growing up. He was hilarious and we got into all kinds of trouble. I still can’t believe some of the shit we got away with. Anyway I guess he had a nervous breakdown one day and accidentally killed a guy. I saw what happened and it totally wasn’t his fault. But he ran away, ranting about how his entire life was a lie or something. Turns out, he was adopted and our parents never told us. I didn’t hear from him for a few years after that. Then he just shows up at this party I’m having. He’s totally grown out his beard like some kind of mountain man. But whatever, my brother is back! So I welcome him home and he pulls this snake out of nowhere. Like, an actual snake. So I try to play it cool. Knowing my brother, this has got to be some kind of practical joke. But my buddies flip out and next thing I know, they pull out some snakes too. I’m thinking, I have to get this under control before this turns into a goddamn reptile show. But before I can say anything, my brother’s snake eats their snakes, which, okay, I guess that improves the situation? So I take my brother aside and ask him what prank he’s trying to pull. That’s when he gets all serious. He reminds me that our dad did some pretty shady stuff, which wasn’t really that big of a deal to me but I guess it was to him. He tells me to check my privilege or some shit and that I should let his people go and anyway that’s how I lost my brother to social justice.

#f42069 and #b4da55 are fantastic colors that go so well with each other

the last jedi director’s cut

yoda: train rey you must

luke: i dont know if i can do that. i’m scared i’ll mess up again.

yoda: hmmh. that’s nothin a little music can’t help

yoda: 

yoda: rockin

From a Christian stand, would it be fair to consider Nationalism the worship of a false idol?

That fuckin smile at the end

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

I’m not actually having a quarter life crisis. But now that its my birthday today, I get it

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I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

https://twitter.com/SheTriD1/status/1163501648662159362

Here’s the original video, you should drop a like on it if you have a twitter. Encourage kids to create art! 

I don’t think it’s villainous to offer a critique though. It shows the kid you’re taking his work seriously, and the guy’s points actually would be beneficial if he wants to refine his craft. I would've included an affirmation of the positive aspects though, such as “the simulated waves with the rug worked well, I loved the way you employed it as a screen wipe at the end!”  

this is literally in response to a video a mom posted of a stop motion film her TEN YEAR OLD SON MADE FOR FUN why do men speak

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently