allow me to better this by saying even when Damian(the youngest and has a clear height difference with Bruce) does it, no one notices.
i've just decided you're all wrong and the actual funniest scenario of the league not knowing bruce has kids until they take his place as batman during league meetings is the scenario where bruce never even asked them to pretend to be batman.
when he can't make an important meeting he sends either jason or dick in his place just as themselves, because if he can vouch for them as proxys then why would the league have an issue with it? they just need to show up and say they're there to take notes for batman or something, there's no need to lie. he doesn't even realise that his identity is being stolen until he shows up after a meeting he sent a sub in for and when he shows up everyone is staring at him awkwardly.
batman: what's everybody looking at
green lantern: nothing! we're just... concerned.
flash: yeah... how was your surgery?
batman:
batman: what surgery
green lantern: ...well you ran out of the meeting last week yelling about how you were going to be late for your 'piles removal operation'
green lantern: so uh. how'd it go big guy?
batman:
batman: i wasn't here last week. jason was.
the league:
flash: who the fucks jason
batman:
batman: *slowly turns to superman, who is staring at the table stubbornly*
batman: clark-
superman: THE KIDS SEEMED SO EXCITED TO DRESS UP, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BORING UNCLE AND SAY NO!
bruce ends up calling jason in front of the league to demand an explanation and clear his name. jason straight up doesn't even remember what he did.
jason, on call: oh hey B, thought you were at a JL meeting this afternoon?
bruce: i am. what happened last week?
jason: i sent tim the report to hand over already! i didn't get all of it though, i had to leave real quick towards the end because damian was threatening to set my safe house on fire if i didn't pick him up from school
bruce: and the league let you go early?
jason: yeah i made some excuse, i think i said-
jason: *pauses, remembering what he'd done*
jason: oh my god
bruce lays his head on the table while jason laughs through the loud speaker for the next eight minutes.
i got Shadeseige
Dustin Weaver IS NIGHTSIEGE!
NOBODY PANIC? WHAT ELSE ARE THE ONES OF US WITH ANXIETY SUPPOSED TO DO?! THAT MONKEY IS ADORABLE!
NEW PET ALERT NOBODY PANIC
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completely agree unless that ship is !nc3st. Otherwise, I wouldn't say harass but I would say it is slightly less okay.
a handy guide to shipping
I will explain when I return from school at around 2:45, but it is my belief that even though the Nightmare Critters are a bit of .. walking red flags in certain ways.
They would be FIERCELY loyal to each other.
I shall explain later
(look at tags for aome context)
I dunno, I'm pretty sure Gotham PD wants him. But thats for the same purpose, so...
kill yourself, joker
nobody wants u
Supposed to be John Constantine giving Misha a haircut. Would've been about a week after she moved in with him. She wanted to cut what she felt was the last ties to a super bad situation, by changing one of the things she used to never be able to, her hair. Of course, he doesn't know the full extent of her past(not the whole compound in Estonia, raised to never expect to live the next day thing), just that she escaped a bad situation and wanted to change her look.For John, it's just his new roommate asking for help. For Misha, it's a big step in her life, her gaining her freedom and proving she's not a puppet on a string anymore. She doesn't have to live by Mother Veronica's rules anymore. She can be herself. She can be free. And she can trust others to help her when she can't do something herself.And to her, that's good enough. ❤️
Also, fun facts about Misha
The first few months after moving in with John when she was still 17(so before he introduced her to the others), Misha would stay up a bit after he fell asleep (usually on the couch while they were watching TV) just to watch him breathe to reassure herself she was safe and that he wasn't going to be gone by morning (like what happened to most people she knew in the compound) and half the time, John wouldn't actually be asleep and would wait for her to be asleep to ruffle her hair and whisper "you're gonna be okay". He didn't know her past not why she seemed so anxious all the time, but knew she was scared of something, so he helped. (He did have an inkling it was something to do with a death of some sort. So, he wasn't too far off.)
Misha always knew Mother Veronica was full of shit when she kept telling Misha and all the other girls that she was their real mom. This was because Misha was slightly older(almost two) when she was kidnapped, unlike the others who were all a year old or younger. She could, albeit very vaguely, remember her birth mom.
Misha was the only one of the girls who ever knew Darlene masqueraded as Claws, and never told anyone. When she saw the memorial the Justice League has for Claws, she was seething because they wrote 'Always loved' and in her mind, they didn't know her older sister like she did, how could they write she was loved if they didn't even know her name?
Misha, by birth, is a citizen of Gotham, and technically was never a citizen of Estonia(since the government has no idea of the compound there), but grew up only in Estonia and speaks their language more fluently then English. She also never knew the word for Dad in any language (since she was basically raised in a kidnap cult version of Themyscira). So, after a while of being around John, sometime after she turned 19, but before she developed her Lost'Shine alias, she started calling him 'ema' which means Mom in Estonian. He has no idea what it means, he just thinks it probably means 'drunkard' or 'smoker' or something that he thinks she'd call him.
Her favorite heroine is also Black Canary and she secretly has a plushie of her. But she will deny it if you ask.
Bc I have nothing better to do all day
You can choose from Misha/Lost'Shine, past Misha, Kiva/Cambion, past Kiva, Shiva/Seraph, past Shiva, or Darlene/Claws.
The past versions are the ones from when the girls were in their fucked up pasts. Darlene is technically also part of that group, but she died before the present of their stories so.... ye.
Anyways, feel free to ask them anything!
i literally said NOT to harass people about it. Just that, to me, it feels less okay.
a handy guide to shipping
removal from their possession or.... Their bodies???
Which holiday are the Batfam members excited for in the middle of March? Pi Day, Ides of March, or St. Paddy's Day?
The Ides of March (because knives): Jason, Tim, Damian, Cullen, Helena, Selina
Pi Day (because knives): Stephanie, Cassandra, Carrie, Bette, Alfred
St. Patrick's Day (with knives): Duke, Barbara, Harper, Luke
Their birthdays (with knives): Dick, Kate
The Wayne family annual knife removal: Bruce
My second blog bc my first account was connected to a school email for a school I no longer attend and my other one is on my tablet. She/They pronouns. Pan pride, babes!Lots of OCS, not enough brain space.My other account with the OC blogs is HyruleKitsuneWrites
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