NOT ALLESIO

(please pretend this is coming from my OC Misha, I can't get her blog working rn)

Wanna talk villains? My dead big sis had a kid with Bane. Her name is Katherine, I visit every weekend. Nine months in my sister's womb and this baby came out exactly like her daddy.

might start my villain arc this soon gang

completely agree unless that ship is !nc3st. Otherwise, I wouldn't say harass but I would say it is slightly less okay.

a handy guide to shipping

my stinky baby. Mr. Dasher Constantine Wayne. Yes, he is named after a reindeer and two DC characters.

"I'm 20, sir."

John Constantine, actually showing up for a League meeting with a mysterious wolf looking thing with him: "Sorry I'm late."

Green Lantern, with Flash hiding behind him BECAUSE WTF IS THAT WITH JOHN: "uh... who's your friend?"

John: "Oh, her? That's Misha. She lives with me now."

Superman, blinking confused: "You adopted?"

John: "Nope. She just showed at my apartment and said she lived there now."

Wonder Woman: "She looks sixteen?!"

Batman: "no, she looks fifteen."

Misha, in her deep werewolf growl: "I'm twenty, sir."

Normal, non werewolf Misha and werewolf Misha

Important QUESTION..

so, I'm making a mer au for the Batfam. I know I want Dick to be a flying fish mermaid, and Damian to be a lionfish mermaid. But I'm struggling with the others

What do you all think the group would be? They all have to be different ones.

Guys, i appreciate the notes, I really do. But... can people actually answer the question? I'm really struggling.

Oh, my gosh, guys I forgot Selina.

something that bugs me

rewatching s4, but...

When Chen says he has all the elements... He's factually wrong.

He doesn't have Wind, the element Morro had that died with him unless he had some unknown relative. And he didn't have water, which was held by Nya at the time, even if unknown to her.

Did the spell only mean for elements alive at the moment? Or did it only require a certain number of elements?

Maybe the real reason the spell was temporary, was that he DIDN'T have all the elements.

And we know they had Morro planned already because of the end of the season's last episode.

i love Tumblr for this long post exactly. It's a lovely roller coaster. Like family dinner.

how to draw arms ? ? 

no, no. GOD FORBID YOU SEE ALL HIS KIDS THERE AT THE SAME TIME! and none argue. Cause that means shit is going down and we might lose the world and probably all die horrifically.

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

Claws Is Colorblind

On a mission where the Justice League is working with Scarecrow to take out a trafficking ring(bc even Scarecrow doesn't support trafficking. Human rights bitch).

Claws(Aka Darlene though no one knows this), trying to figure out a color-coded note: "Uh... which ones the clue?"

Scarecrow, who is restrained bc the League reasonably doesn't trust him: "The pink one, Claws."

Claws: ".... Which one?"

Scarecrow, blinking: "The pink one?"

Claws: "........"

Green Arrow: "Claws.... what's wrong?"

Claws: "There's no pink one."

Black Canary: "Yeah, it's right there-..... Claws, are you colorblind?"

Claws: ".... I didn't think so.... No..."

Green Arrow: "What color am I?"

Claws, squinting: "..... Um..... Yellow?"

Scarecrow: "uh.... who's gonna tell her?"

I wonder who?

Claws and her villainous lover/baby daddy. I fucked up his face makeup a bit, but I wonder if you can guess who it is?

Hint: Drop Zone.