Деканы факультетов, потому что я уже в том возрасте, когда хочу читать про шашни учителей, а не студентов.
А теперь неМНОГО текста!
ЛЦГ носит один единственный типаж плаща после работы в Аврорате. Остальные так или иначе носят стандартные пафосные мантии.
Традиционно самая большая модница и красотка на всю школу — ШЦ. Мистически образом из-за этого его все невзлюбят ещё больше.
ШЮ ничего не делает, но всё ещё выглядит невероятно очаровательным, когда преподаёт уроки об 1000 и 1 жуткой животине, которая вас убьёт. Может быть он пойдёт по пути мистера Н.Саламандера и соберёт себе чемодан с сюрпризом.
ШЦХ преподаёт чары и пытается не сойти с ума от эмоциональной тупости окружающих его людей. Это сложно, но он пытается. По крайней мере однажды он сможет написать об этом фанфик книгу и станет богаче любого в этом проклятом замке.
ЛЦГ и МЦФ // Тяжела ноша доктора в любом мире
❓Мы ждём Цинфана в полный рост, у него будет какая то роль в ау, или он будет лишь мелькать в каких то зарисовках?
Он заведует лазаретом и это уже самая незавидная роль с количеством странных и очень странных травм, которые могут получить дети, обучающиеся магии. Скорее всего лишь мельком, только если в какой-то момент я не захочу устроить пропаганду МуЦзю.
❓Очень прошу хлебных крошек с мошанями в хогау🙏🏻🙏🏻Они же будут вместе?
Да, но это такой молчаливый слоубёрн! В настоящее время МБЦ преподаватель из Дурмстранга.
Первая встреча с ШЦХ произошла ещё во времена его учебы, когда он сам принял участие в Кубке четырёх волшебников. Его дядя всё ещё активно пытается избавиться от него и даёт прекрасные самоубийственные советы.
Цинхуа (совсем юный преподаватель) случайно становится свидетелем такого совета и не может не вмешаться, дав МБЦ действительно полезное наставление на первом этапе. А потом и на втором… и на третьем…. Ох, Шэнь Цзю лучше бы никогда не знать, что своими действиями он подарил победу в Кубке другой школе. Ему никогда не простят это случайное (честно! он просто хотел помочь) предательство 😭😭
Юный МБЦ, покидая Хогвартса: Мы скоро опять встретимся красивый мужчина
ШЦХ: Эээ?? Ладно????
С тех пор МБЦ возвращается на каждый Кубок, но уже в качестве наставника-преподавателя. Когда-нибудь они непременно соберутся вместе, хотя бы потому что МБЦ в шубах слишком хорош.
Минъянь всё ещё в «вуали».
Guys, the movie is still great if you Will NOT LOOK AT SO TINY DETAILS, i know about that fact but... Maybe it was just a joke? A very bad one? Remember that dreamworks worked with ANOTHER STUDIO and where this STUDIO from? BOOM:CHINA
LMAO DREAMWORKS IS TRASH. As an Asian violinist who was excited about seeing this movie before, I just wanna say FUCK YOU. FUCK WHOEVER ALLOWED FOR THIS TO BE IN THE FINAL CUT. Dreamworks finally got the galls to make a movie starring an Asian girl and they decided to put in this Chinese imperialistic agenda against my country!! GREAT //s
For those who didn’t know: that above is the nine-dash line, a controversial and wildly false statement by China, claiming that the Eastern Sea (which belongs to Vietnam alongside other SEAsian countries) was actually their territory according to some obscure history that only they seem to remember - I wonder why. The whole thing an entire mess and a half, but it did die down some time ago. I honestly didn’t expect to see it again, let alone be reminded of it in this seemingly lighthearted family movie of a WESTERN company.
A lot of Vietnamese people are calling to boycott Dreamworks and for this, I completely understand why. They should’ve known better, there’s no excuse to this.
~Mod L
"kill them with kindness". wrong. choo-choo Thomas
"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct
Modern Hulian AU:
Hua Cheng has seriously injured his eyes and had to have emergency surgery (he will lose his right eye). Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan go to see him while Xie Lian delays because he wanted to get him flowers. Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan are particularly fed up with seeing Hua Cheng and Xie Lian flirt without ever getting anywhere because they both have self-esteem problems, so Shi Qingxuan takes advantage of this moment to question Hua Cheng, knowing full well that Xie Lian is coming.
(Featuring: a panicked Xie Lian when he gets the call that Hua Cheng has been injured, Hua Cheng not complaining too much about the situation because Xie Lian is taking loving care of him, and He Xuan and Shi Qingxuan finally being able to go out on a date without being interrupted by a text or phone call from two idiots who have to give them a word-for-word account of what happened and "but do you think he likes me?")
Leon: Gloria congratulations on being Champion. Do you have anything to say to the audience?
Gloria: Yes. Now, I never thought this day would come. But now that it happened... it has given me the confidence to say this... But first, can challenger Hop come down to the stage.
Hop: Huh?
[Hop walks in]
Hop: Gloria, what’s wrong?
[Gloria takes a deep breath]
Gloria: Hop... My best friend... My rival... since we started this journey to do the gym challenge I was always unsure what I wanted for my future... I didn’t even consider being champion and yet you were so set on being champion... I just wanted to be there for you...
Hop: Gloria...
Gloria: But after our fight in the tournament... I realized I ripped that dream from you... and yet you still smiled... and instead of me cheering you it was the other way around...
Hop: Hey-.
Gloria: Then during the Eternatus events... I felt something. Fear... and love. Fear to lose you... and happy for everything else about you. Your spirit. Your confidence. Your kindness.
[Gloria turns to Hop and walks towards him]
Gloria: It was then I realized... there was a way for you to be champion... not in the same way as the Pokémon League does it, but a true champion to this champion.
[Gloria stops infront of Hop and kisses him for a minute and smiles]
Gloria: Would you go out with me and be my champion?
[Audience is silent for an answer, then hop hugs Gloria after a moment of silence]
Hop: You dummy... I was going to confess the same way when I became champion.
Gloria: So... that’s a yes right?
Hop: Of course it’s a yes!
[Audience cheers and Hop and Gloria kiss again as the celebration happens]
——Bonus——
Leon: Ha! I knew they liked each other! You owe me $100 Raihan!
[Raihan gives Leon $100]
Raihan: Not gonna lie, your brother is good for her. Though I still think Bebe would have been a better choice.
[Piers walks in]
Piers: No Marnie would have been way better. But Hop is second best choice I guess.
Leon: Oh Piers, you’re still here.
Raihan: Wait, isn’t Gloria and Marnie straight?
Piers: Bold of you to assume their sexuality.
Glasshouse gang.
BingYuan in this AU...because i had to.... the rest of the AU: Shen Jiu and Baby-Yuan: 1 2 3 Shen Yuan as an adult: 1
Skyrim shuffle
Cool video to watch later
Okay, this is so freaking wholesome and all, but can we talk about how Luz's singer sounds so much like Sarah-Nicole Robles?!
She should officially OPELIED THEM 😃😃😃
Opeli: It’s not that I don’t love Prince Callum. In fact, I think of him as family. I helped raise him. It’s not even that I don’t like Ms. Rayla. She’s nice enough and has been a good influence on Prince Callum, King Ezran, and Soren.
Amaya: Then what’s the problem?
Opeli: *gestures to a cuddling Rayllum*
Callum: *nuzzles Rayla’s cheek* I love you
Rayla: I love you more
Callum: I love you more
Opeli: THAT. 24/7 of THAT
Its so...cool...wow 0-0
Cheetah turntable renders