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bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal
“Well, you know what they say about hope, it breeds eternal misery.”
— Spencer Hastings, Pretty Little Liars
hello children
Hermione 99.9% of the time
We saved our honeymoon!
Amy, at a crime scene with Jake: Anything?
Jake: The guy shops at Costco.
Amy, exasperated: Anything useful?
Hermione: Guys, I'm not sure you're allowed to do that.
George: Don't worry about it.
Hermione: But it's against the rules!
Fred: Don't worry love, we have permission. *hands her a piece of paper*
Hermione: This is just a scrap of paper that says "we do what we want".
Me: I love angst!
Content: *has angst*
Me: yo wtf
On a scale of one to Derek Shepard is dead, how sad is this weeks episode of Grey’s Anantony going to make me?
Stefan: Hey, Caroline. I made you this
Stefan: It’s a list of all the things I love about you. Happy Valentine’s.
Caroline: Ha, that’s sweet and all but
Caroline: *pulls out a 10000 page book titled “reasons I love Stefan”*
Caroline: You really thought you could outdo me?