i love my gf ★ spiritual fictionkin ★ all pronouns
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lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it
[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]
gifts to get your local fictionkin
Cosplay of themself
License to do anything they want
100k dollars cash
Money
Spikes to put the heads of their enemies on
Cool looking rock
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the fact that straight men like boobs is like the most obvious thing ever but witnessing a straight man liking boobs irl felt almost unbelievably cliche like seeing a mouse eating cheese or a dog peeing at a fire hydrant
"you better not be snug as a bug"
my snug ass:
"Adulting" is such a juvenile word we should give it a more dignified suffix. How about "Adultery"
anybody else have like. public and private pronouns. like yeah strangers can use he or she for me idc but if you're a friend im expecting they/them only. and if you're a close friend you unlock the super secret rights to use it/its (exclusive) (rare drop)
My NSFW Catgirls zine.
marylander trying to describe a tornado: imagine a crab cake
(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this
mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts
me: i would die for you
every time i see anything blue pink and white i think "oh transgender" and this makes the world so beautiful. pink/blue/white packing peanuts? well now they are packer penus
tomorrow is the most specialest day in the whole entire world
"women are always like—"
"men are always like—"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
romeo is crazy as a guy’s name bcuz it’s famously one of the most well known love stories between a man and a woman in history but if i were to meet a dude named romeo id probably assume he’s gay
posting this for no particular reason
me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:
omg... you dont hate me?....
"it's okay to live with your parents as an adult if you're disabled" "it's okay if it's a cultural thing" "it's okay if you're trying to save mon-" shh. listen. it is okay for any reason. you don't need to have a justification. if your parents are alright with it and you're alright with it you can just do it. peace and love on planet earth etc etc
using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible
i like it when trans women exist. i think there should be more trans women
niche ship dynamic that u usally only get in ocs and headcanons but i desperate want more of
magical image with vast healing properties
call him bubonic the way he plagues me