M0istlasagna - Moist Lasagna

This is me but also

Madoka magica

born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

The vacuum just ate a cat toy and now it’s rattling and I really don’t know what to do bc it’s loud and annoying and I’m gonna try to get it out

I honestly love vacuuming because like noice canceling headphones blasting music and nice repetitive motions? Yes. The best combination to torment the little people in my brain.

Look at what my friend just sent me

It’s not even December anymore

Little uncolored doodle of thdph i made off memory at summer camp, might post a digital colored version eventually.

HAS ANYONE MADE A SLENDERVERSE CHONNY AU YET??? I THINK IM A GENIUS THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST GOOD THOUGHT IVE HAD IN YEARS

a few years ago, i made a flowchart for my partner in order to convince them to leave a pathfinder group that was actively making their life worse. today i revised my original chart to convince a friend to leave her d&d group that is actively making her life worse.

here is the chart. i promise its utility is not only with tabletop RPGs but it does have a high hit rate for those

HELLO CHONNY JASH TUMBLR LOOK AT THESE

Also the first time I tried to post this there were more words but tumblr sent it to the void :(